Speaking of oddballs: 45-year-old Michael Thelemann in Oklahoma is looking for a Mrs. Thelemann. According to the wife wanted sign he put up in his yard he's looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear him children. What does he not want in a wife? According to the sign he put up after the first one was stolen, he doesnt want a "pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife." Okaaaay. What a catch he must be.