But its not like the other desert party treats I have seen on here? Aren't most of them fairly elaborate? Or is that more for private events? Some of the desert party stuff I have seen---oooh la la! I'd go for that, be like, "Oh--is Captain Hook here? Let me just finish these eclairs first."
A "meeting space"--sounds like Captain Hook was the guest speaker at a symposium on "Pirates in the 21st Century--How Technology Has Changed Swashbuckling"
It sounds as if it is the characters themselves that really make the party. Maybe they were having an off night. Peter Pan and Captain Hook got in a tiff backstage...the crocodile stuck his nose in...things turned ugly...
But either way, it stinks for OP.