Oh Laura,
I am so sorry you had so many bad experiences on board. Like some others of our fellow travelrs said much of your commentary made me feel that we were on the same cruise but different ships. You poor thing, what a disapointmnet that must have been.
We had a fantastic vacation and wish we could do it all over again (inlcuding have all our DISboard friends back on board with us).
Our experience with the food was different than yours. We thought it was about the same as the other 4
DCL cruises we have taken. The exception to that was the new flavours of the Med. menu which was terrible. I am picky anyway, but even my husband who will eat just about anythign tried multiple entrees and couldn't stand any (and he works/travels in Europe frequently and likes the local food). My in-laws LOVED the food and felt it was better than their two previous DCL trips. I know my daughter had lobster 3 nights (two servings each time). One particular serving was not very good (other one same night was) and seafood can vary like that (we live in New England and the lobster wasn't quite as good as the totally fresh stuff at home, but was close). Also big hits at our table (none of this being anything I eat--like I said I am picky) were scallops (on many nights), fillet minon (again multiple nights) and crab.
We had a great stateroom host, but like you (and others now have said) we had to ASK for tolietries to be repalced. This was annoying, but I get the impression it is some new (and hopefully shortlived) DCL policy. The ctruise was 14 nights. We had 4 in our cabin. Both my daughter and I have LONG, THICK hair. If we washed our hair daily we would have easily gone through a bottle of shampoo and conditioner every day or so. We do not hoard and bring home extras. We used only frou bottles of each, but had to ask for every single replacemnet (even bars of soap). I agree this is a yucky policy and needs to stop. I will be mentioning it in my mostly very complimentary letter to DCL. But, for us, it was a minor glitch given how lovely our host kept everything, how quickly our room was turned around, etc.
Crew--we found most of the cerw to be outstanding. The cruise staff was totally amazing (the best we have ever had) as were our servers and our stateroom host. My letter to DCL will have more names listed than ever before (all good). Multiple staff members sent us and our kids persaonl notes (just to be awesome, not to recitfy any problems) and we hated to leave them and cried when Michael left the ship a day early to fly back to the Wonder (our son said "Micahel is equal to Keyon" which is true and a HUGE complimnet from our family). I do have to agree with you about Guest Services though. Every time we dealt with them they were at the least unhelpful and often downright rude and mean (weird because we didn't even have any complaints, and were just doing basic easy stuff).
I hope your next trip is as Magical as it should be for you. And Luara, we miss you on the main thread.