And I'm the other "talkie," but I'll bite...
Even though our party of 10 will be on the cruise together, we're all doing airline separately so if one of our planes goes down, the rest can still enjoy the cruise (I kid... the other two families didn't know for sure from where they'd be flying out until recently).
SO... the morning before the cruise, we're going to get up and be ready to go by 5:00 AM.

If all goes as planned, our then-6-year-old will not know about the cruise or even that we're going anywhere until we pull her sleepy li'l head out of bed and quietly invite her on a "surprise field trip" (we homeschool and do this about quarterly). She usually likes to be surprised by our destination, but if she asks, we're just going to tell her "the beach." We will have stashed our dog the night before and have set up a friend to come check on the cat and hamster without her knowledge. The luggage will already be in the van and ready to go.
Her first clue will be when we pull into the airport remote parking lot.

At some point before we get off of the plane, we will have to tell her, "Yes, we're going to the same airport as the Disney World airport, but we are NOT going to Disney World this time around. It just happens that the beach is in the same state, so..." (We've already told her we'll return to WDW when she's 10 and can ride everything.) This shouldn't be too disappointing, as she's expressed a desire to go to the beach a few times lately.
Once we arrive at the airport, we'll pick up our rental car and (hopefully) luggage, then drive over to the beach-front hotel my sister and her husband so gracefully booked for us -- for free because of reward points -- where we will do the very thing my daughter finds synonymous with vacation: SWIM.
We plan to have dinner at Grills that night. My sister's family is staying in the same hotel we are, and my parents are at the next one over. We might hang with them at the beach or pool, but are planning dinner on our own as we'll spend every night of the next week together on board!
The next morning, we'll head to the port... I can't WAIT to see Daphne's reaction when she realizes what's going on! Yea! Our plan is to board early and head straight to the Mickey pool. If we're hungry, we'll nosh around deck. My sister and I have talked about having a few adults watch the kids and relax while the alternate adults explore the ship a bit, then take turns doing that.
As long as we get everything we'd planned to do online done, we should be able to hang out until pretty near time for the lifeboat drill. I do plan to run to the room to unpack at some point before that. I've been picking up clothes here and there for the better part of a year, so Daphne has an entire cruise "wardrobe." (If you knew what a skinflint I am, the fact that she has all new -- to her -- outfits for the trip would make you laugh. But it's vacation, so we're all splurging a bit!

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Ooh, and I just read that you can pick up the Navigator for the next day at customer service when you board, so that'll be some great poolside reading.
After the drill and sail-away party (memo to me: bubbles!), we should have early dinner seating, so will make our way there. We plan to check out the kids' club after supper. I am so glad they have an official "open house" (though I know parents are always welcome) because my daughter would be pretty mortified if I poked around too long as the only parent in the joint!
We don't have any excursions planned, but know that on Key West day, my husband, Ken, and I are going to try to get Palo brunch reservations if they have the brunch that day. On Key West, we want to do the Blonde Giraffe thing for sure (as jhannah, better known to Daphne as "Pappy," mentioned). We also want to visit the lighthouse, the Pirate Soul museum, and Hemingway House. Daphne doesn't know Hemingway from Steinway, but if her interest in the six-toed cats is anywhere as strong as her interest in finding the grave of Rudy the Alamo Cat in San Antonio, there will be plenty to keep her happy on that campus.

We also plan to walk a bit and take in the architecture, etc.
Our only "must see" on Grand Cayman is Margaritaville, because the pool view looks amazing. We want to get off of the boat and immerse ourselves in a bit of the culture both there and on Cozumel, but don't have any huge itineraries.
Onboard, as a family, I hope we can do a dance party, the Mickey 200 (or whatever the veggie car race is called ), kite-building, maybe a game show, some ping pong, and lots of exploring. My daughter loves shopping, which she must have gotten from her Nana (my mom) or grandma (Ken's mom) because neither of her parents are into it at all. But we'll probably spend some time on board in the stores. In fact, our last day at Disney World two years ago, Daphne and her two girl cousins spent about two hours in the gift shop at Old Port Royale at the Caribbean Beach Resort! It was pouring down rain, but even if they could have been outside, they had SO much fun pretending to talk to each other on the Princess candy cell phones and picking up the stones from the "pirate treasure chest." *sigh* Girls.
As for the grown-ups, Ken will love the beer tasting, and I will love the dessert demonstration. Sadly, this tells you much about our individual vices.

Anyhoo, we're also planning one spa treatment, and I might spring for a Rainforest pass when (if) they go on sale later in the week. I just want to try the scented showers.

Also looking forward to just hanging out reading or sitting on the verandah once little D goes to sleep. I think we'd both like the galley tour and meeting the captain.

Also looking forward to a game of Scrabble, and just visiting with my sister a bit (we talk on the phone often, but she has three kids and I have one, so the reception isn't always static-free, if you know what I'm sayin').
Then there's a wonderful sit-down dinner every night -- that I don't have to make, and that after which I do not have to clean up -- with my parents, brother-in-law, sister, neices, nephew, daughter and husband. How much better does it get than that?
We plan to catch the live shows at matinee any time they're offered. And at least one night, I'd love for us to sit on deck in the dark and watch something on the DumboTron. We're scheduling a nap on Pirate Night day so Daphne can enjoy (not just stay awake for, but actually ENJOY) the festivities.
This is probably WAY more information than anyone wanted, so

for bearing with me! As you can tell, I have thought about this a WHOLE LOT and am looking forward to it very much.
I cannot thank my mom and dad enough for the cruise! Even waiting isn't so bad...
