anut4disney
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A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute
guy sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer", he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around
the bar, but there is no one else worth talking to, so
she goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,
"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer,
jumps out the window, flies around the building 3
times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it:
"I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window,
flies around the building 3 more times and comes back in
the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer.
so the guy tells the bartender, "Give her one of what
I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out the
window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in
her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says,
"You know, Superman, you're a jerk when you're drunk.
Have a great day!
guy sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer", he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around
the bar, but there is no one else worth talking to, so
she goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,
"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer,
jumps out the window, flies around the building 3
times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it:
"I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window,
flies around the building 3 more times and comes back in
the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer.
so the guy tells the bartender, "Give her one of what
I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out the
window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in
her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says,
"You know, Superman, you're a jerk when you're drunk.
Have a great day!
