Mad Chatters thread! Welcome, hags!

[mishasmom]

She had a book club meeting or something groovy like that. She is much more culturally balanced than I am.

We could learn them booksmarts from people like her!

 

[Toot Sweet]

We could learn them booksmarts from people like her!

We could! You're right!


Hey, your ticker says 20 days till Chicago!

 

[mishasmom]

We could! You're right!


Hey, your ticker says 20 days till Chicago!

I know!! Woo hoo!!

A neighbor kid just knocked on the door and said his pants were thrown over the fence into our yard!

 

[Toot Sweet]

I must confess that when I use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I am AFRAID to look in the mirror with the lights off. I am still traumatized by the Bloody Mary stories of my youth. It skeeves me out!

 

[mishasmom]

I must confess that when I use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I am AFRAID to look in the mirror with the lights off. I am still traumatized by the Bloody Mary stories of my youth. It skeeves me out!

We used to play that game at slumber parties!! I am scared of the dark! If I get up I see pictures of the kid from the Grudge in my mind!

 

[Toot Sweet]

I know!! Woo hoo!!

A neighbor kid just knocked on the door and said his pants were thrown over the fence into our yard!

That's kinda crazy!

 

[Toot Sweet]

We used to play that game at slumber parties!! I am scared of the dark! If I get up I see pictures of the kid from the Grudge in my mind!

I have not seen that movie. Was it good?

 

[mishasmom]

I have not seen that movie. Was it good?

It was OK-but really scary! I saw it like 3 years ago and it still freaks me out!

 

[Toot Sweet]

It was OK-but really scary! I saw it like 3 years ago and it still freaks me out!

what is the premise of the movie?

 

[mishasmom]

what is the premise of the movie?

These kids haunt this house in Japan-FREAKY!! That's all I remember!

 

[Toot Sweet]

These kids haunt this house in Japan-FREAKY!! That's all I remember!

Very informative, hag!

Angie sniffs Pine-sol and spits out cheese puffs.

 

[mishasmom]

Very informative, hag!

Angie sniffs Pine-sol and spits out cheese puffs.

Bonnie eats the cheese puffs and kisses Chet.

 

[Toot Sweet]

Bonnie eats the cheese puffs and kisses Chet.

Indeed. With tongue.

Are you gonna get your moustache waxed before Chicago?

 

[mishasmom]

Indeed. With tongue.

Are you gonna get your moustache waxed before Chicago?

No I was thinking of going with the whole handlebar thing-what do you think?

 

[Toot Sweet]

No I was thinking of going with the whole handlebar thing-what do you think?

Only if you dye it white so that you can look like the wizard of oz.

 

[mishasmom]

Only if you dye it white so that you can look like the wizard of oz.

That might clash with my freshly dyed underarm hair. I am going sleeveless ya know.

 

[Toot Sweet]

That might clash with my freshly dyed underarm hair. I am going sleeveless ya know.

Niiiiiiice. Make sure you use Secret clinical strength, por favor!

 

[mishasmom]

Niiiiiiice. Make sure you use Secret clinical strength, por favor!

I don't believe in deodorant.

 

[Toot Sweet]

I don't believe in deodorant.

Well maybe I don't believe in toothpaste.

 

[mishasmom]

Well maybe I don't believe in toothpaste.

I'm not bringing a toothbrush anyway since I know what you're planning on doing with them!