Mad Chatters thread! Welcome, hags!

[Toot Sweet]

I have to head back to work, ladies! Catch ya later!

 

[ocd4disney]

Bye Bonnie









40 second rule is stupid

 

[jbmom]

I have never tried their cheese. Goats scare me. Plus they stink. But you stink too, and I still like you. So maybe I will reconsider.

Mike Rowe told me he likes Judi better than you. But if you buy the mai tais and book his airfare, he will consider spending time with you. Oh, and if you wear groucho glasses. Sorry, those were his terms.

Their cheese is good. You have never had Feta?

Those tems are acceptable.

I'm pretty sure the panty swap was a joke to make fun of the other swaps

I should stay away from there.

I try to stay away, really I do.

Good luck catching me if a bear was chasing us. I would be willing to bet I could run pretty fast.

Yes, you run fast but I am native people I run faster.

 

[luvmyboys]

Good morning! Happy Tuesday!

I am not a man basher. I love men, everything about them except the excessive gas they produce from their rear ends and the ***** shake. What is that all about? I think it's unnecessary and not sexy at all.

Don't even get me started on the gas! (Who's idea was it to make baked beans last night???? Oh, right. That was me. )

Hi Mel! How's your day going so far? Mine is ok, my class is all jazzied up today. I have had to lay down the law. It needed to be done.

Bon the Enforcer!

Yes I will get there sometime Thursday afternoon late. The weekend will be good for me or any time during the week. You and Shannon make plans and let me know the time and place. I am going to check with DDIl and make sure she has not made any plans for us this weekend. will get back with you.

I am excited to meet people that are as crazy as I am.

I promise I'll be on my craziest behavior-- wouldn't want to disappoint!

Remind me to stay away from certain threads on the budget board before my inner snark comes out.

Thought you might need a refresher:

Stay away from the credit card haters and the rich-yet-very-nutrionally bankrupt BBers!

OK DDIL informs me I am wrong (duh). Dinner party is on Sat. night not Friday. You know the MIL is always wrong. So now you guys go from there.

DH husband just told me you know we would have been worried to death if one of our kids set up a date over the internet.

I guess he thinks you are going to steal all my millions.

*Shannon is sharpening hatchet and opening offshore account*

Yes!! I am the most lei-d person here

Heather... meet Rob. Rob, meet Heather!!!

Yep, your the recon woman. And if they disappear with your millions, don't bother because I'll be on the beach enjoying Mai Tais with them.

Muahahaha!!! And the evil plot thickens.... (Poor Diann is going to be so bored when she meets the "real" us!)

It depends. If Granny ain't as rich as you, we'll leave her alone and wait for your moneybags. Can't have her tipping you off!

Well, maybe if you do what we tell you. I'm the brains of this operation and Shannon is the brawn. You can be the scapegoat. Sound good?

People are always using me for my muscles. I feel like such a piece of meat.

I have never tried their cheese. Goats scare me. Plus they stink. But you stink too, and I still like you. So maybe I will reconsider.

I love stinky cheese. The stinkier, the better I always say!

Their cheese is good. You have never had Feta?

Mmmm... Feta!!!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Yes!! I am the most lei-d person here

Hellllooooooooooo Heather!

Remind me to stay away from certain threads on the budget board before my inner snark comes out.

Oh, I know what you mean Meli. Last night, I put $2 in a vending machine to buy a $1.25 bottle of water (yes, I buy water -- still not sure how that ever came to pass) and when I reached down into the coin return slot, there was $1.50 waiting for me because some previous sucker had left their $.75 in change behind. Anyway, I lay out that background to say that I so wanted to come and post on the budget board that I got a $1.25 bottle of water for only $.50! (since I know how they all appreciate a good money saving story)

Heather... meet Rob. Rob, meet Heather!!!

People are always using me for my muscles. I feel like such a piece of meat.

I don't know what you mean by this remark.

Muscles, eh? I thought it was for your, um, um, well never mind. Disregard.

-- Rob

 

[yearbook50]

Thought you might need a refresher:

Stay away from the credit card haters and the rich-yet-very-nutrionally bankrupt BBers!

Thank you

Oh, I know what you mean Meli. Last night, I put $2 in a vending machine to buy a $1.25 bottle of water (yes, I buy water -- still not sure how that ever came to pass) and when I reached down into the coin return slot, there was $1.50 waiting for me because some previous sucker had left their $.75 in change behind. Anyway, I lay out that background to say that I so wanted to come and post on the budget board that I got a $1.25 bottle of water for only $.50! (since I know how they all appreciate a good money saving story)

IF you do that, you are going to have a BBers looking in the coin slots of every vending machine they pass

 

[MinnyGranny62]

Hello Haggies and Rob..you know I just can't figure out how to do multiple posts in mine. So I just have to do it this way.....
Bonnie I did what you said to and it was just me thinking to much again. She is a sweetie and not mad and can't figure why she should be.
Shannon..I did ask Hubby about cruise and he told me that he didn't know that he had a granddaughter, silly old man. I guess I forgot to tell him about my former life.
Hi Mel and how is married life? I hear that you are getting a new apartment. YEA
Ok I have to do the wifey thing now....check din din. (roast chicken tonight. Talk to all of you later Shirley

 

[yearbook50]

Woo hoo! I just went past 3,000 posts!!!!

 

[luvmyboys]

Hellllooooooooooo Heather!

I don't know what you mean by this remark. ---Rob

THAT is what I meant!

Thank you


IF you do that, you are going to have a BBers looking in the coin slots of every vending machine they pass

Uh oh. You said "coin slot." Here comes Bonnie with the Q-tips!!!! Run for your lives!!!!!!

Shannon..I did ask Hubby about cruise and he told me that he didn't know that he had a granddaughter, silly old man. I guess I forgot to tell him about my former life.


Ok I have to do the wifey thing now....check din din. (roast chicken tonight. Talk to all of you later Shirley

You mean I'm supposed to act wifely? Hmmm... better get crackin' on that! And tell your DH (or should I say, Grandpappy?) not to worry---I'll buy my own souvies, if he'll kindly take care of airfare, cruise, and food!

Woo hoo! I just went past 3,000 posts!!!!

yay!!!!

 

[yearbook50]

Hi Mel and how is married life? I hear that you are getting a new apartment. YEA
Ok I have to do the wifey thing now....check din din. (roast chicken tonight. Talk to all of you later Shirley

Click the little button to the right of the quote button as you are reading the thread to the posts you want to reply to and have them quoted. When you hit reply, they all will be there.

Married life is the same as engaged life, except now we have a piece of paper and an official joint bank account. We move April 5th Can't wait!!!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Uh oh. You said "coin slot." Here comes Bonnie with the Q-tips!!!! Run for your lives!!!!!!

I saw that too! Note that I purposefully said "coin return slot" to avoid stirring up Bonnie. I'm well behaved like that.

-- Rob

 

[ocd4disney]

Yes!! I am the most lei-d person here

I just meant that I have to most leis.......I don't know what you people are thinking

 

[RobInBigKC]

I just meant that I have to most leis.......I don't know what you people are thinking

Wow! You have a giant halo over you.

It's that Shannon gal. All her. She is corrupt and corrupts.

-- Rob

 

[Toot Sweet]

Bonnie I did what you said to and it was just me thinking to much again. She is a sweetie and not mad and can't figure why she should be.
:

Yay! I'm glad for you, Shirley. So glad that I won't even do the "told ya so" dance.

Woo hoo! I just went past 3,000 posts!!!!

Uh oh. You said "coin slot." Here comes Bonnie with the Q-tips!!!! Run for your lives!!!!!!

:

MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

I saw that too! Note that I purposefully said "coin return slot" to avoid stirring up Bonnie. I'm well behaved like that.

-- Rob

You are proving wiser every day, Rob. However, what's with the butterflies? Did I miss something? Something about your masculinity perhaps?

 

[RobInBigKC]

You are proving wiser every day, Rob. However, what's with the butterflies? Did I miss something? Something about your masculinity perhaps?

Stalker! No!

The arrival of warm weather puts me in a butterfly mood each spring. I just enjoy seeing some nice pretty butterflys, having them on my finger, stroking their softness -- that's all.

-- Rob

 

[Toot Sweet]

Stalker! No!

The arrival of warm weather puts me in a butterfly mood each spring. I just enjoy seeing some nice pretty butterflys, having them on my finger, stroking their softness -- that's all.

-- Rob

Errrr...ok...sounds great.

What's new with you, Rob the slob?

 

[Toot Sweet]

Heather, I enjoy your assortment of leis; however that last one is kinda homely. it throws the entire montage off balance. Just sayin'.

BTW: if we do get our fresh leis for the meet, I'm getting the exact one in my siggy. I LOVE It!

 

[ocd4disney]

Better? Oh Bonnie! Thank you thank you for improving my signature

 

[Toot Sweet]

Better? Oh Bonnie! Thank you thank you for improving my signature

Can you read my mind, Heather?

 

[Toot Sweet]

Hey, what did everyone make for dinner? I made grilled cheese, soup, and peas. Yummy!