I hadn't seen the Widmore Laboratories site before and poked around a bit. I thought this from the medical supplies section was interesting:
Widmore Laboratories announces the issuance of several U. S. patents on the new Opti-Grab. Utilizing revolutionary remote viewing and nano-electronics this device will soon be applied to surgical, diagnostic and surveillance products produced by Widmore laboratories. Watch for details coming soon.
Widmore Laboratories Eye Glass Frames: Not only do we offer designer styles, but we also have petite and plus sizes for unusual shaped heads. Our Thumblina line for children and petites, and our Tiki line for those with larger needs. Lens cleaners, repair kits, protective cases as well as attractive retail displays fill out the line.
Remote viewing, unusual shaped heads? I can't help wondering what that's about.