Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
- Joined
- Jul 15, 2001
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Yes ladies you win again proving once again we cant win.
Yet another example of why its Eds fault and this time I drag the husbands into it, but its cool guys in the end its all my fault.
This weekend we went to the outlet stores to get some stuff, and see if the Epcot pins were still there.
Along the way Donna decided she needed a few things so three bags later we were still at it, and of course I was voted the official bagboy, IE I carry all the bags thus leaving her free to purchase yet more stuff.
Well I carried those suckers for about 6 miles, and not one thing was mentioned or said by anybody.
Donna decided to eat lunch, and bought a tub of cotton candy (real healthy here and shes a nurse Hello!!) so as I carry she eats, points, and buys.
Then I said hey what the hey, I want lunch too. So I buy an ice cream cone the flavor cotton candy of course After a 2-minute lecture on why its bad for me I get to eat it, but I cant carry the bags and eat ice cream. Sooooooo I decide to lay the bags down and eat my ice cream cone.
Well Ms. Donna not wanting any damage to come to her new outlet booty; decided to grab the bags and move them all of 50 feet to the nearby benches. Well I followed eating my ice cream as she did this grunt, whoa is I, my poor sacroiliac is in pain act that could have brought the house down.
Well men I tell you what in those 50 feet of movement which lasted about 30 seconds I got the dirtiest look and comments from other women, I heard things like thats disgusting, he should be ashamed, if I were her I would leave him, there is no way my man would do that One woman looked at her husband who at the time was carrying 10 bags, just looked at him and yelled dont even think about it mister
So now it was my turn to carry the bags so I thought Ill do the same act and Ill show you Ms. thinks women rule the universe. So I grab the bags, and as she proceeded to eat out of her tub of cotton candy, I started the moans and groans and ohhhhhh my poor back Please honey we have been at this for 5 hours, oh my spleen.
Well it worked I got comments; not at her mind you, but directed at me, comments like Get over it whiner, suck it up weenie, oh will you look at him, shut up puny man person you should carry her cotton candy as well
Yes proving once again that men are nothing, women are everything I hereby submit and accept the fact that it is once and for all my fault, and Im dragging all mankind into the mud with me.
And now the mans prayer I am a man, but I can change, if I have to I guess.
Now Im off to watch the Man-show the last know place where men still rule.
Yet another example of why its Eds fault and this time I drag the husbands into it, but its cool guys in the end its all my fault.
This weekend we went to the outlet stores to get some stuff, and see if the Epcot pins were still there.
Along the way Donna decided she needed a few things so three bags later we were still at it, and of course I was voted the official bagboy, IE I carry all the bags thus leaving her free to purchase yet more stuff.
Well I carried those suckers for about 6 miles, and not one thing was mentioned or said by anybody.
Donna decided to eat lunch, and bought a tub of cotton candy (real healthy here and shes a nurse Hello!!) so as I carry she eats, points, and buys.
Then I said hey what the hey, I want lunch too. So I buy an ice cream cone the flavor cotton candy of course After a 2-minute lecture on why its bad for me I get to eat it, but I cant carry the bags and eat ice cream. Sooooooo I decide to lay the bags down and eat my ice cream cone.
Well Ms. Donna not wanting any damage to come to her new outlet booty; decided to grab the bags and move them all of 50 feet to the nearby benches. Well I followed eating my ice cream as she did this grunt, whoa is I, my poor sacroiliac is in pain act that could have brought the house down.
Well men I tell you what in those 50 feet of movement which lasted about 30 seconds I got the dirtiest look and comments from other women, I heard things like thats disgusting, he should be ashamed, if I were her I would leave him, there is no way my man would do that One woman looked at her husband who at the time was carrying 10 bags, just looked at him and yelled dont even think about it mister
So now it was my turn to carry the bags so I thought Ill do the same act and Ill show you Ms. thinks women rule the universe. So I grab the bags, and as she proceeded to eat out of her tub of cotton candy, I started the moans and groans and ohhhhhh my poor back Please honey we have been at this for 5 hours, oh my spleen.
Well it worked I got comments; not at her mind you, but directed at me, comments like Get over it whiner, suck it up weenie, oh will you look at him, shut up puny man person you should carry her cotton candy as well
Yes proving once again that men are nothing, women are everything I hereby submit and accept the fact that it is once and for all my fault, and Im dragging all mankind into the mud with me.
And now the mans prayer I am a man, but I can change, if I have to I guess.
Now Im off to watch the Man-show the last know place where men still rule.
