I'm still on the ledge! Someone pull me in!

DH has called me 4 times today to check on me - I guess I really have lost it!
Laura - yes, I agree that Target is a guaranteed $50 - on a slow day! That was smart to do that though! I saw today that it was snowing again in MN - my dad grew up in Elbow Lake - any idea where that is? Somewhere out in the boonies is all I know! I have an uncle who still lives in Elk River - in fact, DD and I flew up to see him about 3 or 4 years ago. He's that uncle that never married, and because he worked for the old Braniff and then NWA, he always flew to see us every month or so. In fact, he took me to Disney World in 1976, my first time ever! I've always been his favorite niece, and his best friend (also a bachelor for life) took his niece and nephew the same time. Hmmm, looking back that seems kinda creepy, huh?
I have cousins that live 15 minutes from him and haven't seen him in years - I may have to fly up and help him move into an assisted living center. I hate that nobody goes to see him or anything. Needless to say, I don't have much to do with these cousins either. My aunt in CO may fly in and meet me to help him out. My dad (uncle's brother) doesn't fly anymore, and doesn't handle these situations well, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, there I go off on another tangent. I have a way of doing that!!!!
Cammie - yes, you do need to get the paper every Sunday to get the coupons. I used to faithfully clip the coupons every week, then organize them in a file. But now I just file away the entire circular and then clip as needed. No offense, but if I don't NEED the coupon for Monistat, why clip it?
OK, I just took DD to the store and I bought a package of Archway cookies - yup, ate the whole d*** thing! You're right, I should just start with the green beer!!!!!!
Tonight is kids contioning at the fitness center. DD wants to go so I should probably go hit the treadmill or something, too, but I will probably come home and wallow in self pity instead. I'm feeling pretty pathetic today.
OK, off to check my ebay account! I'll know tomorrow what sells, woo hoo!