Look What They Did to Minnie

[wallyb]

It wasn't a Brazilian. Did you know in some states those have recently been made illegal?

Did you know they have a guy version?

 

[MonorailMan]

Did you know they have a guy version?

Yes.......it's called electrolysis, honey.

 

[wallyb]

Yes.......it's called electrolysis, honey.

Nope. There's a couple of versions with wax.
I can't say the names here without getting in trouble.

 

[MonorailMan]

Nope. There's a couple of versions with wax.
I can't say the names here without getting in trouble.

On a scale of 1-10, how painful was it?

 

[rpmdfw]

on a scale of 1-10, how painful was it?

27

I'm assuming.

 

[wallyb]

On a scale of 1-10, how painful was it?

How ta-hell would I know?

You go first.

 

[MonorailMan]

27

I'm assuming.

Mmmmmmm-hmmmmmmm. Why do I get the feeling that you know more than you're letting on?

How ta-hell would I know?

You go first.

No way! No one's had access to the "intimate realm" in over a year, so there's no need.

 

[rpmdfw]

Mmmmmmm-hmmmmmmm. Why do I get the feeling that you know more than you're letting on?

I've never waxed. But I understand that it is by no means a pain-free process.

No way! No one's had access to the "intimate realm" in over a year, so there's no need.

The "intimate realm"?

Sounds like one of those "late night" video games for your p.c.

 

[wallyb]

No way! No one's had access to the "intimate realm" in over a year, so there's no need.

Wow
Do you remember how?

Sure you don't qualify for that
tricky U-turn back to "unsullied"?

 

[MonorailMan]

I've never waxed. But I understand that it is by no means a pain-free process.



The "intimate realm"?

Sounds like one of those "late night" video games for your p.c.

Oh.....right. That's all I need is another reason to stay up late at the computer.

 

[MonorailMan]

Wow
Do you remember how?

Sure you don't qualify for that
tricky U-turn back to "unsullied"?

I suggest lots and lots of self-restraint techniques.....
And bars over the doors.

 

[wallyb]

I suggest lots and lots of self-restraint techniques.....
And bars over the doors.

What's this self-restraint you speak of?
Not family with that term?
Does it involve tying ones self up?

 

[MonorailMan]

What's this self-restraint you speak of?
Not family with that term?
Does it involve tying ones self up?

Definition of "self-restraint": An activity one practices in order to stop feeling guilty.

If tying is what it takes.....I say go for it!
It's not really my cup-o-tea, but whatever floats your boat.

 

[wallyb]

If that's what it takes.....I say go for it!
It's not really my cup-o-tea, but whatever floats your boat.

You tell me - you're the expert at this abstinence thing.

Hey - you could become a nun - what does that pay?

 

[MonorailMan]

You tell me - you're the expert at this abstinence thing.

Hey - you could become a nun - what does that pay?

No thanks. No more "Knuckles and Ruler" parties for me.

EDIT:

No matter how I verbalized it, I couldn't think of a way to explain the relationship I had with the pastor I dated without getting in trouble.

 

[wallyb]

I think you're missing your "calling"

 

[MonorailMan]

I think you're missing your "calling"

No words can describe what I'm thinking right now. Nice work.

 

[wallyb]

No words can describe what I'm thinking right now. Nice work.

L'Amore?

 

[Saxton]

I think you're missing your "calling"

Now I know where I recognize MM from - he was in "Sister Act III -Tied Up and in Trouble".

 

[Uncle Remus]

I think you're missing your "calling"

Dang, that is nice work.