Deep in the heart of the jungle, where the big cats roam, as well as many a poacher, as I was about to finally sit down long enough so as to update my weather report....Alas.... I had to run for cover once again, otherwise possibly finding my self at the end of not only a very sharp and nasty dart, but one that has been dipped in poison. What is especially bad about this particular concoction is that although it will not kill you, ultimately it will. For it renders it's victims as helpless as a limp noodle. Then the not so friendly (And to say the least at that) natives, some of whom are related to Trader Sam, then will take their victims to their village. Where upon said victim is then placed into a huge cauldron (It was purchased from the farmers almanac) on sale no less too.... where fabulous spices from around the world are then shaken not stirred, not yet into the pot. Then the locals do a little ritualistic dance, so as to thank their soon to be meal for their sacrifice. Kind of like blessing the pig, before the kill. Only not nearly as messy. Then as a keep sake (For the natives, not their victim) they take the head from their main entrée, salt it, let it set about and out in the sun, for several days at that, until it shrinks. I love those shrunken heads. And would love it ever so much if one might be good enough so as to give me one as a giftie. I have asked Trader Sam for one, as well as his long distance cousin Trader Joe, for one, but they keep on saying that unless I can pay them enough, then still no deal. Mind you, we are not talking USD, but rather a herd of elephants, plus a panda (Don't ask, not yet anyway) a baby chimp, and Justin baby, bebier, however you spell the young lads name. I keep on telling them that I can supply the elephants, maybe even the panda, but not the bebier kid, he just won't negotiate on the trade. He would love though to go on a real authentic jungle cruise. One that is hosted by someone that has knowledge of the river, and its rich lands, as well as having a real keen sense of humor too. Being me of course..... after all, whom else did y'all have in mind?
Now once I can stop running from those nasty darts, and have a real chance to catch my breath, I will stop long enough to finally give my weather update. In the meantime, I can say at least this much, today it was hot ........ and ........ humid........ with the weather being tomorrow....... hot......... and ............... humid. So stay tuned to my local and foreign newscasts for the latest updates on well really anything and everything.