Living Will

[des1954]

If I Die On The Job

"LIVING WILL"





I ,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate covered popcorn
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
Milk Chocolate
Pizza
Mexican food
White Chocolate
Ice cream
Margarita
Cup of Vanilla Chai Tea
Dark Chocolate
A day at the spa
Extra Dark Chocolate
Weekend at the beach
Shrimp Scampi... In Italy
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Already copied and signed.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

You left Kungaloosh off the list.

 

[RvUsa]

And shouldn't there be a line for "say I want to go camping at the fort"....

 

[ntsammy5]

You left Kungaloosh off the list.

Yeah, I noticed that but cold beer is included so I'm all right with that.

The otters are running off thousand of copies of this thing........