Hey that might help! Get started on it!
I know the room sways when I drink too much. It might have the opposite effect if you are already swaying! Or you might not care that it is!
Sorry to hear your cruise was rough. We were on the cruise right after yours and though seas were smooth as glass for us, we had some other issues (sewage backup anyone?) We were dissapointed in how much was not finished during dry dock (including *cough* OUR ROOM we were supposed to be in) but we had a good time nonetheless. Your DW part sounds very nice, though. And cool beans on the upgrade, we did not get so lucky, we ended up with "adjoining" rooms that were 50 feet and 3 doors away. Also stinks about your service.
Love yours and Bill's shirts!!! You just keep coming up with the most creative stuff!