Little Miss Perfect

[1957]

I just happened to catch this show several months ago, watched about 15 min., and thought it was a movie! Saw it again a couple of months ago and couldn't believe it is for real! I watched about five episodes in a row just to try to see what was actually going on. Today there was another "Pageant-a-thon" Unbelievable! Some idiot guy who carries around note cards and can't sing worth ****, and has no problem nudging right up to a FIVE year old kid! A judge with a dog, and another (female) judge with really bad skin, a tube top and blowsy over-bleached Big Hair. Is this "pageant" for real? I noticed that most of the parents and kids have Southern accents. The female judges seem to be older, heavily Botoxed, and over-inflated, ****-wise, which they don't mind showing off. Is this show for real? What idiot parents would choose to have their young child participate in this garbage? I also noticed that only parents/friends are in the very low-numbered audience. Also, most of the moms are on the hefty side and look really bad! Is this really legit? I think child beauty pageants are absolutely horrible. Some of the moms brag about the thousands of dollars they've spent on fake teeth, fake hair, spray tans (who in their right mind would subject their very young child to a spray tan?), slutty-looking clothes, and adult make-up? What parent would encourage their young daughter to dance in a provocative manner? Is this some kind of religious cult thing? I just don't understand it at all. Big BOO to WE TV! (I had to google to get the network). Just can't believe that some Moms would subject their innocent daughters to this crap!