OMG. We are currently trying to break our nephew of using the word "technically" at the beginning of every sentence lol. We've explained the definition over and over and conversations still go like this:
Me: Did you brush your teeth yet?
Him: Technically, yes. I brushed them yesterday.
Me: Do you have any homework?
Him: Technically, no. I have one thing but the rest I finished in school
Me: Are you ready for practice?
Him: Technically, yes, I just have to put my shoes on. (as he sits on the couch eating chips with NOTHING ready)
Him: Technically, my cousins are my brothers and sisters since I live with them
Me:

Remember how we talked about what "technically" means?
But he's 11, so......