Lights! Motor! Asian?--Feb 2010 Part II. 11/6-Pix, part 2. Page 199.

[jordanyosh]

We've all been duly warned...

run as fast as you can.

 

[jordanyosh]

Must be a guy thing. We ladies would never do that.

liar.liar.....

 

[All7OfUs]

liar.liar.....

I admit, my pants are on fire.

 

[jordanyosh]

I admit, my pants are on fire.

 

[GreatBiscuit]

I admit, my pants are on fire.

After two weeks of eating cabbage every day, I'm surprised your briches haven't gone nuclear!

 

[jordanyosh]

After two weeks of eating cabbage every day, I'm surprised your briches haven't gone nuclear!

I can smell you from here.....

 

[eandesmom]

It's even better than, "Pull my finger."

Ah yes.....keep waiting for my kids to start on that one

I prefer the clench & lean method. You get more reverb.

My dad has a cross between the lift the leg and the clench and lean. Must be done seated, with legs crossed and then a slight clench and lean.

I love the echo chamber effect farts....or sonic boom farts...

Better than the unexpected squeak...sound of balloon letting out air style.

Must be a guy thing. We ladies would never do that.

Unless you run behind us (when we run) or walk when we hike. Then all bets are off.

 

[jordanyosh]

Better than the unexpected squeak...sound of balloon letting out air style.

Unless you run behind us (when we run) or walk when we hike. Then all bets are off.

 

[MAGICFOR2]

Hi Jordan and fellow Disers, I have been away since May from the internet. Summer is our crazy season at the restaurant with graduations and summer parties. We sold 648 racks of ribs on Fathers Day!
We catered two weddings on June 5th and headed to Disneyworld that night at 10:00. My family of 7 only made it 6 hours when the van we purchased for this trip started acting up. Long story short, we made it to Georgia somewhere in the swamplands and had to rent an SUV for the family and 7 suitcases, 2 coolers, and 7 carry- ons. We had a great trip, but our van is still in Georgia getting repaired! We have to fly down there and drive it home only to sell it!

We did take some pics for Jordan in front of the Chinese laundry/cafe which I will post when I can. I have never been to Disney when it was so busy. We usually go in October or the first week of June-it was hot and busy. Unfortunately, people are reading their guidebooks because arriving before opening was nuts-hour waits and 30 minutes to get a fastpass! We did use our special fps from give a day get a day, which were awesome. I cannot wait to read Fauntelroys Tr to see how he fared that week.

I am glad to be back reading your Tr Jordan, I missed you and your antics so much.

Welcome back! Sorry you had so much trouble!

 

[All7OfUs]

Leave the West Coasters (with a unique mix of GB thrown in) alone at night, and this is what you get...

After two weeks of eating cabbage every day, I'm surprised your briches haven't gone nuclear!

Cleared up (mostly) now, but it was a phenomenon never before seen (or heard).

I can smell you from here.....

That's because it is now summer, and I probably need another shower.

Unless you run behind us (when we run) or walk when we hike. Then all bets are off.

Now they've been duly warned.

 

[jordanyosh]

Chapter 37. A night to remember.

When we last left you, Winkers (Cherie) was having a moment with a pole.

Once we had our fill of Morocco or maybe they had their fill of us... We headed back to Japan. I think DJay wanted to get Cherie a pick a pearl and get it set in a necklace. What a cool husband. So we walked back over. Who else loves Mitsukoshi Department store? I'm not just sayin that because...well... I AM of Japanese descent, it really is a fun place to look around. Plus, there are usually Peeps everywhere!!! Case in point:

We actually had to follow them around the store for awhile to get the shot off. They were moving so fast. Imagine us "take the picture now. darn. they moved." "okay take it now...darn. follow them over there. okay let me do the power...darn they moved again." They had no idea...thankfully.

So DJay and Winkers pick their pearl:

I wonder what percentage of total store sales that the pearls account for? 10, 20, 30? It seems like once you get one person doing it, then 3-4 people who were watching decide to do it. That's exactly what happened after Cherie and DJay did their thing...Great deal they have going there.

Customary bow....Did you know the lower you bow, the more respect you are showing a person? I must command alot of respect...

We also spent a lot of time in the candy and food area. I bought Wasabi Peas and some chili spiced rice crackers...mmmmm....

We needed to rush out of there to make our ADR at Kouzzina. On the way over, I just started poofing and poofing quite loudly. DJay apparently had gas too because he joined right in. If you need to know exactly where the poofing took place. It was right near the wedding gazebo/pavilion along the water near the Boardwalk. We made it to our ADR in time and got seated fairly quickly.

We were seated quite quickly and Said (pronounced Sigh--eed) promptly came over. Rosie ordered her first of many, many cups of coffee. At one point, we joked with Said that he should just bring the coffee brewer over for Rosie. My dining mates:

Rosie

Cherie:

Djay...he might've been clenching and leaning...

I ordered a grape leaf app and strip steak...i hoovered both down like they were dog hair on my carpet.

After dinner we walked out on the Boardwalk. I had to take my customary pictures of the beautiful views

As we walked back to grab a cab, everyone noticed a skidmark on my pants. We just assumed it had just happened.

But if you read Winkers TR, you know it showed up in this picture as well:

So I wonder what I sat in...then I remember sitting at the American Adventure waiting to go in and seeing this:

Darn you duck!!!!!!!

We had a nice cab ride back to Pop. Really. We were all pleasantly surprised that our 5 minute cab ride didn't end up a 30 minute cab ride to no where. When we got back we all went our separate ways. I do think Rosie went to her room; grabbed her mug and got even MORE coffee! I had a beer or two at Petals...No drunks yet. 3 nights and no drunks...maybe there would be no drunk stories this trip............1 I took a final walk around the resort and took a few pictures

There were some crazy Brazilians who went running and screaming into the Hippy Dippy Pool and then got right out and ran back to their rooms. Security? Security!!!!! They must've read my mind because they were walking over towards their rooms.....It was so cold it was like being in a Polar Bear Swim Club....

Before I went to bed, I needed to check the Weather Channel one more time. Tuesday was scheduled to be my Typhoon Lagoon day. The last report did not look promising. Rain in the PM and temps of 69/70....I turned it on and....66 for the high and showers in the late AM turning to rain in the early PM....

It looked like TL was out for the next day...I was too tired to figure out what I was going to do.....off to sleep...

Click here for next installment

 

[winkers]

I forgot about the stop in Japan! The pearl lady was a little too excited about my pearl and banging her drum!
I have no problem pole dancing my way around disney but pearl lady with her over enthusiastic drum banging embarassed the heck out of me.

 

[jordanyosh]

I forgot about the stop in Japan! The pearl lady was a little too excited about my pearl and banging her drum!
I have no problem pole dancing my way around disney but pearl lady with her over enthusiastic drum banging embarassed the heck out of me.

You really did look mortified....

I was going to show the massage tool that we found, but decided it wasn't really family friendly enough....

Maybe pearl lady had one too many Rock Star energy drinks on her last break...

 

[dawnbu40]

Great update! Glad you enjoyed Kouzzina we can't seem to make up our minds about going there in August. I love the pictures of the BW at night! It is so pretty all lit up!

 

[TarzansKat]

Nice way to cap off the evening! Shopping and a good meal, two of my favorite things.

But see what all that World Showcase sitting got you?

Poo on your pants.

At least you're a good sport about it. That duck must have been waiting for you, I tell you!

 

[All7OfUs]

Ah yes, the steak entree that was magically transformed.... little more can be said.

I'll remember to be prepared for embarassement when the pearl ladies do their gig.

 

[PrincessCaitlin]

about following the peeps around in order to get a pic

I really want to try wasabi peas it seems like I hear a lot about them on the DIS

Your app from Kouzzina looks so good!

Can't wait to be seeing that view in August!

Sounds like you had a good day! I hope the weather forecast ended up in your favor for TL!

 

[lovealldisney]

I usually lift the leg to fart actually....

My son uses the same technique. He usually will run up to me and say mom, mom, mom, mom (really quickly) whatch this! and proceed to lift his leg. He is quite the character! If only they had a dwarf named Gassy that would be him!

 

[Mickeefan]

Chapter 37. A night to remember.

We also spent a lot of time in the candy and food area. I bought Wasabi Peas and some chili spiced rice crackers...mmmmm....

...

That's exactly what I buy in that store! We love to wander around that store, too. We usually look at the tea sets and sushi stuff. I've never done the pick a pearl thing, though. Maybe on the next trip!

 

[lovealldisney]

who else loves mitsukoshi department store? I'm not just sayin that because...well... I am of japanese descent, it really is a fun place to look around. Plus, there are usually peeps everywhere!!! Case in point:

we actually had to follow them around the store for awhile to get the shot off. They were moving so fast. Imagine us "take the picture now. Darn. They moved." "okay take it now...darn. Follow them over there. Okay let me do the power...darn they moved again." they had no idea...thankfully.

i can't believe they were clueless! Hahahahahahha!



we also spent a lot of time in the candy and food area. I bought wasabi peas and some chili spiced rice crackers...mmmmm....

to hot for me! I can see why you tend to be gassy if eating this!


as we walked back to grab a cab, everyone noticed a skidmark on my pants. We just assumed it had just happened.

so i wonder what i sat in...then i remember sitting at the american adventure waiting to go in and seeing this:

darn you duck!!!!!!!

So it was a smear just not the human kind.