SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science
classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The
question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What
to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his
head, hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.
So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer.
Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He
scowled, then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He
grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive
answer:
4. Available in attractive containers.
classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The
question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What
to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his
head, hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.
So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer.
Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He
scowled, then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He
grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive
answer:
4. Available in attractive containers.
