Let's do a CB Road Trip!

[Claudia1]

Is it breathing down your neck, alabamaalan?

O wait......that could be any of us DISers........

 

[JohnTBap]

HEY! What kind of trip is this???

 

[Saffron]

Alan ------ can you send this thing back, please I think it's about to have babies. Oh never mind, I guess it was gas from all those sausages and pepperoni. ACK! Send it back NOW, PLEASE!!! Claudia, can you please roll down the windows!!!

 

[alabamaalan]

Yeah, what a long strange trip it's been..and we haven't even made it far yet!

Has everyone had enough time to catch up with us and join this caravan?

I want to go see the big white kitties!!! Let's go!

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by alabamaalan




I want to go see the big white kitties!!! Let's go!

The what??

Is that CODE for something???

 

[Ricola]

Sometimes a pair of extra friendly male magicians with big white cats is just a pair of extra friendly magicians with big white cats.

 

[JohnTBap]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah. We're going to Vegas, aren't we? I thought we were on a Road to Nowhere.

 

[debster812]

OK, since Alan brought up the big white kitties and their magicians. Can anyone tell me which is Sigfreid and which is Roy? No one could tell me the 4 days we were in Vegas in Oct.

 

[JohnTBap]

Told y'all on another thread another day:

Seigfried is the gay guy and Roy is the ......... never mind.

 

[minniepumpernickel]

Hey, if you are going to Vegas, I'll come along too!

I'm staying at the Mandalay Bay, cause they have a wave pool!

 

[Ricola]

^^^^^^^..................................................................^^^^^^^^
Siegfried.............................................................................Roy

 

[lilboo]

I shared this story with browneyes the other day...and now I bring it to you. Kind of icky ... but here goes...

A friend of mine is on a road trip with some other pals out west. They're in a traffic jam and the scenery is VERY unforested and she has GOT TO GO. BAD.

There's no coverage out there...she's dying!!! She spies a 12 oz. 7-11 cup and much to the dismay of everyone around-she USES IT. And when it gets full-don't even ask me about her aim-she realizes she ISN'T DONE!!!!

 

[debster812]

ummm, lilboo.....ICK

Ricola, THANK YOU SO MUCH! It has been making me crazy.

JTB--I know I know you told me, but I was still confused

 

[WillyJ]

Did someone say Vegas?

 

[Claudia1]

Are we there yet?

Who has the map?

Where's the candy?

Who took their shoes off?
(Oh, that must be the creature thingy.......)

Anybody see any bright lights yet?

 

[alabamaalan]

You know, we've been on the road for a long time and this doesn't look like the desert...

Let's ask one of the locals for directions!

 

[JohnTBap]

Is that why I'm so dang cold??? Where are we? Minnesota???

 

[alabamaalan]

Wait a minute! Those were waiters at the Tom Thumb Dinner Theatre....

I think we're in VEGA$.

I'll catch a few winks while someone checks us in. Where are we staying anyway?

Does this van also convert to a Motor Coach?

 

[JohnTBap]

We're HERE!!!

Now how many people can we cram in one room?? And where do I get my refillable mug???

 

[Claudia1]

Ah yes, my kind of place!

Somebody else has already put the new roll of toilet paper on the spool and I don't have to clean up any spills at dinner.

The first person who leaves a wet towel on the floor owes me 50% of their winnings.)

Where's the food?