Let's do a CB Road Trip!

[debster812]

KimRaye,

SE Mass boonies. And I mean boonies. Up until about 15 years ago the town I live in had more cows than people.

Not sure if I am on your way. But someone said they were coming to get me and Glo.

 

[JohnTBap]

Yeesh. ONE little accident and you put out an ALL-CALL for adult diapers.

 

[shep]

Guess we need to run to Walmart now to buy JTB some new clothes...

 

[alabamaalan]

Who needs picking up? Wasn't there a magic teleportation spell given at the beginning of this trip?

Let's make one!!


Here, hand me that cell phone. My science teacher was also my shop teacher and I learned physics from Bugs Bunny (Can I say Bugs Bunny on a DIS board???)

We'll just hook that wire here....undo that connection...plug into the magic van adapter...

Ooowwfff, 'scuse me; I've got to reach out the window for that antenna topper....

There, shake a little TF Pixie Dust on it, dial the number for the Boonies and voila...

Oh dear..THAT can't be good....

 

[JohnTBap]

WOOP WOOP!!!!

GEEK ALERT!!

I didn't know there was a Star Trek convention in town!

 

[KimRaye]

Originally posted by JohnTBap
Yeesh. ONE little accident and you put out an ALL-CALL for adult diapers.

(LOL) Yes, I'm afraid so! The van just reached 3,000 miles and NO ONE has tinkied it in yet, thank you!! I'm sure you wouldn't let that happen again though, would you? Besides, I'll probably need to pull over, too! Picture a scene from Speed, with the board between the bus and van ~ Come on over, JTB! My topper is still the Mickey pumpkin btw but, I could change it to the patriotic one or, the lime green one!

OK debster, it would be some major back-tracking (Heck, it's the opposite direction!) but, if you and glo are not picked up soon, Give a Holler!! Can't leave anyone behind! Uhm, what are you bringing btw?? Just, no cows... I haven't the room.

 

[JohnTBap]

I appreciate the kind offer, my friend, but I have unfinished business here. It seems that my friend Alan has fallen asleep......... I am going to see how many M&Ms I can cram up his nose............ I'll be sure to take you up on that offer in the morning....

 

[shep]

You're letting her in OUR van???
Well, she better change first if she wants to sit next to me...

 

[debster812]

Nope Kim, no cows. However...we live 2 miles from the bestest Ice Cream in the Civilized World. Or at least New England. They make sundae packs. I will bring a bunch of them, but someone needs to pack a big cooler so the ice cream does not melt!

Hot Fudge
Butterscotch
Hot Apple
Pineapple

Name your topping and favorite flavor.

 

[Ricola]

How about this van?

 

[shep]

If we stop there, then we'll have to stop at one of the best ice cream places in the midwest(well actually we have 2)Graeter's & of course Schneider's..(Oprah herself said Grater's was good, so THAT MEANS ITS THE BEST)

 

[JohnTBap]

HEY!!!

I told y'all I needed to STOP.

And I am really perplexed as to how a MAN would know about a product like that!!!

Or do I want to know.............

 

[Ricola]

Hey, the sign say "MISTER" Bidet.

 

[KimRaye]

Oooh, all this ice cream, yummy!!

I've got a king-size cooler debster, no problem. Except, here in MY Midwest shep, we have Oberweiss! Hey, whatever, bring them all!!

JTB, give a yell on the 2-way after Alan's had his 'nose job'!!

 

[mamajoan]

Hey Guys I will be in Vegas by noon tomorrow... Kim and Marie.. I will bring the wine and Garlic with me....

To all the men who have decided to come on our

mom runs away for the weekend trip.. you must give in to all female requests.... otherwise............

I am planning on Staying at The Mirage... never have stayed there before... I will ask if they will give us a special rate as we are indeed a wild and crazy bunch!!

 

[alabamaalan]

KAFF...KAFF..

UNGGHH..I can't breathe..gasp...

Allright, who's the wise DISser?????

This is a Mom's getaway trip???? I guess I should have paid attention.

Can I still tag along???

If anyone wants snacks, I highly reccomend passing on the M&Ms....

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Alan!!! You forgot to recalibrate for the temporal distortion!! THAT is NOT glo or debster!!!!! Send it back!!!! SEND IT BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

Claudia, since Alan screwed up the cell phone/transporter, would you mind doing a quick detour to pick up glo and the debster? Here's another dozen chocolate chip cookies. I used the Ghiardelli chips this time!

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

BTW, I brought Somewhere in Time, Shakespeare in Love, Sleepless in Seattle, Ransom, Braveheart, and The Patriot. What'll it be? Romance or Mel Gibson??!!!!

 

[Claudia1]

Glo and Debster, we'll be by in two shakes of a rat's tail, er.... I mean a mouse's tail. (As in MickeyMouse.....)

I have just linked my Onstar computer connection to the satellite guidance system on the Space Shuttle to find you. Just wave something radioactive and we'll be able to locate you just fine.

I have also used DS's GameCube Mario Bros. game to interfeace with my van for added speed and vrrroooooooooommmm.

Now, if somebody would please pass the duct tape so that I can secure that jet engine to the luggage rack.........

(Claudia1 will do just about anything for Ghirardelli Chocolate Chip Cookies.......)

 

[alabamaalan]

I'm still trying to get the bugs out of the cell phone/transporter


Can you hear me now???


Can you hear me now???


In the meantime, I don't know what that is that I pulled in or where it came from, but don't let it shed in the pizza please!