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[Bo Duke]

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Going to have to thy that one. Cheeseburgers and sloppy joes together....

 

[baseballmickey]

Who said children are getting dumber every year. Check out the wisecracks below and judge for yourselves...

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
CHARLOTTE: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
CHARLOTTE: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
CHARLOTTE: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

SYLVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.

TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!

"Big Hands!"

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

 

[Bo Duke]

How about a sandwich then

Must be a light sandwich.... Did you notice it is floating?

 

[katoot]

If it wasn't more than $5for a pound of beef, I'd have burgers much more often.


The Ae pictures aren't helping me....

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

 

[katoot]

And....this is why Randall has more than a thousand posts on this thread (and, I'm sure, many others).

 

[baseballmickey]

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I was going to ask what this was supposed to be, but It wasn't until I quoted this that I saw what it said.

 

[katoot]

I was going to ask what this was supposed to be, but It wasn't until I quoted this that I saw what it said.

I couldn't read it in your post until I tilted my iPad a little

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

If it wasn't more than $5for a pound of beef, I'd have burgers much more often.


The Ae pictures aren't helping me....

Is this better?

 

[Bo Duke]

I was going to ask what this was supposed to be, but It wasn't until I quoted this that I saw what it said.

I couldn't read it in your post until I tilted my iPad a little

That one didn't work out too well. This forum shifts everything to the left if there is nothing there to stop it. Makes those difficult to do.

 

[katoot]

Is this better?

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Yes. For two reasons.

1. You made a mistake posting the pic.

2. I don't like seafood.

 

[DisDr.]

Last.

 

[katoot]

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Ha!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

 

[Bo Duke]

Yes. For two reasons.

1. You made a mistake posting the pic.

2. I don't like seafood.

How can you not like seafood but you will eat CHICKEN FEET??
I suppose next you are going to say you don't like pork chops but like head cheese.

 

[katoot]

I'm actually surprised how busy it's been on this thread tonight/this morning. The past two or three nights it's been quite quiet.

 

[RodBelding]

Still to timid to post any pictures....

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[that's nice]

 

[katoot]

Still to timid to post any pictures....

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