Last one to post........... Part 5

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I could post a whole string of smilies....but I hear you don't care for that too much!

I don't care if other people post them or not. Just try to warn them of the dangers. It isn't like I'm afraid of them or anything. Its not like I have nightmares about them or anything like that. They don't rule my life. I don't even hardly think about them. I was at a meeting yesterday to ban them from message boards, and I was telling another guy how little they really impact my life.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I know the two biggys as far as the sloth go are the two towed and the three towed. I would guess, and I'm no scientist here, the difference between them would have to do with the number of toes.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I wonder if sloths eat fruit. I would guess they eat foliage.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

A shrimp's heart is in it's head.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel. (At least our laws make sense)

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

In the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light