Last one to post........... Part 5

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I

hit him.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where

no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to
avoid the accident.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

An invisible car came from out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
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[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

More facts:
The average person swallows three spiders annually.

 

[shadow kitty]

meow

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Hey..

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!

 

[Good Ol Gal]

uh... Duckie... what is happening here??

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Can I call you Duckie?? Or would you prefer Dman? Or should I go more formal?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

In Florida:
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Kansas:
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

The average person swallows three spiders annually

this is SCARY

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

You can call me whatever you want...I want to get to post # 20,000 because it will look good on a resume.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

hmmm.. we'll see about that!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

If my wife found out about the 3 spider one I don't think she'd ever eat or sleep again.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

aw:

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Me too!! It is creeping me out. Not only am I going to be wearing my sleep mask, I'm going to have to add a dust mask too.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

I've read that in Missouri single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).