Last one to post........... Part 25

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

 

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

 

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And my personal favorite....













"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jacka**, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas

 

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Okay, I've had almost two pages all to myself here. It really is no fun talking to myself.

 

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I've already gotten two loads of laundry done this morning!

 

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Now if I could only get myself motivated to go clean out the boys dressers. I really need to do that. I started this winter and started a box for a friend of mine of hand-me-downs and the box is still sitting there. We got some hand-me-downs yesterday from another friend and I really need to organize some drawers and pass some goodies on to my other friend!

 

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I also need to do some other cleaning. I think some of my cobwebs now have cobwebs!

 

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By the way....our kittens are ready to find new homes. My offer still stands to send them out priority mail if anyone has changed their mind about wanting one! (We have 7 to get rid of!)

 

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Here are some cute kid quotes from letters to God that I just found:

"Dear God - Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why don't you just keep the ones you got now?" Jane

 

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"Dear God - I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?" Neil

 

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"Dear God - I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying." Elliott

 

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"Dear God - I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it!" Nan

 

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"Dear God - Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now." Ginny

 

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"Dear God - If you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes." Mickey D.

 

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"Dear God - If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing." Jonathan

 

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"Dear God - Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill so much if they had their own rooms. It works for me and my brother." Larry

 

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And my favorite.....



"Dear God - Thank you for the baby brother but I really wanted a puppy." Joyce

 

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Okay, I've almost finished up my third page of talking to myself (and shameless post increasing)!

 

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WHERE IS EVERYONE?????????

 

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Okay, I'm gonna get off here and do what I really should be doing.