Found this and Mom thought you guys would appreciate it (sorry Jake

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Three Fishermen went fishing one day. They caught a mermaid who promiced to grant them each one wish if they let her go. Agreeing for the group, the first fisherman said, "Can you DOUBLE my intellegance?" -Poof- he started reciting MacBeth. The Second fisherman said, "Wow! Can you TRIPLE my intellegance?" -Poof- he started rambeling off Einstien's equations. The Third fisherman said, "Hey, can you QUADRUPLE my intellegance?" After thinking for a moment, the mermaid asked "Are you sure?" After replying yes, -POOF!- He became a woman.