Land Of Sensible Enjoyable Reality-based Sweethearts.-AKA The "LOSERS" come on in!

[LaraK]

OMG...I am so tired tonight...do you all think I should start the new thread or do we have enough room on this one to make it until tomorrow?

 

[fltwinmom]

Rule #9 - if you have never in your life used a drive thru ANYTHING (ATM/fast food/pharmacies/toll bridges/liquor store/marriage chapel) because you are concerned with the environment, you need not apply

 

[LaraK]

OK...I can't make it...if we get locked, someone start a new thread. I'll be back in the morning (link in this one so we know where to look)

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Rule #9 - if you have never in your life used a drive thru ANYTHING (ATM/fast food/pharmacies/toll bridges/liquor store/marriage chapel) because you are concerned with the environment, you need not apply

rule #9 part A You must use a drive thru at least once a week.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Rule #1 - If the queen mum would drop by right now to your house for tea and you would gladly let her in - you are not allowed to post. For two reasons = #1. You have better friends than we all do. #2. Obviously, your house is so sparkling clean that you don't need to run around doing the "closet shove"

Rule #2 - If you can't laugh at a two year old that fingerpaints with his own output - you are not welcome.

Rule #3 - If you own a label maker - AND USE IT, you are not allowed in this forum

Rule #4 - If you were asked by your son/daughter's school to bring green food in, and you were excited to do this (without an internal "oh crap") - you aren't allowed

Rule #5 - If you notice a sticky spot on the floor, and immediately rush to get the mop - you won't be welcome here

Rule #6 - If you fold your underwear, iron your sheets, or space the hanging items in your closet exactly 3" apart - you need not apply

Rule #7 - If never in your entire parenting existinance have you heard the words "you are the meanest mom EVER" - you are wasting your time here

Rule#7.2 - If you actually own a trophy that says "Mother of the Year" - you aren't allowed to post

Rule #8 - If you know right off the top of your head what gets peeps out of carpet, you won't be welcome. Well.... on second thought, maybe you will be. You never know when that kind of information comes in handy!!

I qualify on none of the above accounts----does that mean I can join????

I'm no good on all but #2 (was THAT on purpose? )..I think I would cry before I laughed...

 

[fltwinmom]

I'm no good on all but #2 (was THAT on purpose? )..I think I would cry before I laughed...

Maybe I should rephrase that.....

It should read "If you can't laugh when someone tells you that their 2 year old painted with his own output... OR... if you can't laugh if your OWN two year old paints with his own output (you are allowed 20 minutes of the "why did I decide to have children?" mental conversation).... "

 

[fltwinmom]

rule #9 part A You must use a drive thru at least once a week.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Maybe I should rephrase that.....

It should read "If you can't laugh when someone tells you that their 2 year old painted with his own output... OR... if you can't laugh if your OWN two year old paints with his own output (you are allowed 20 minutes of the "why did I decide to have children?" mental conversation).... "

I am much more comfortable with that version.. You DO have a way with words..(his own "ouput" )

 

[meb7]

Maybe I should rephrase that.....

It should read "If you can't laugh when someone tells you that their 2 year old painted with his own output... OR... if you can't laugh if your OWN two year old paints with his own output (you are allowed 20 minutes of the "why did I decide to have children?" mental conversation).... "

I have laughed! And took pics! Taking pictures of the moments like that made it lighter.

I was afraid about #7, my 4 yo's adore me still. But my 10 yo has said that so I am good. whew, that was a close call!

I don't think we will make it until tomorrow! I am afraid to post now...

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Well, I am going downstairs. DS10 is STILL working on the hugh Lego set he got for his birthday..City-Police Station. He is the kind of kid that will sit there and work on it until it is finished...no matter how long, there will be NO saving any of it for tomorrow.

Wow, right after I wrote this he started to open another bag of Legos, I turned and said, "No, save it for tomorrow..it's late." and he STOPPED!!

He listens to me every once in a while just to keep me on my toes..

We went out to his favorite Mexican restaurant for dinner, then home for presents. He got Legos, a few Wii games, Transformers movie, a chess set (DH will have to help with that ) a book of household experiements and a Swiss Army Knife for Cubscouts. I hope we can stay out of the ER...

Oh yeah, my cookies at school were a big hit, although I thought I screwed up. I walked over to my DS10's table and it looked like there were MANY more than the 27 kids he is supposed to have in his class. His teacher helped me, some other kids were intermingled. I felt bad, but I only had enough for the class. One of them asked me for seconds.. Not bad for a couple of bags of cookie mix, some butter, eggs, and a can of white frosting tinted green. I had cut out and baked about 40 cookies, but to save myself from possible winnerdom, I burned the last batch!!


Good night sweet losers, where ever you are...


Oh I forgot...I was naughty on a thread today. It was "what are you cooking for Easter Dinner?" I put "hassenpfeffer". I have a sick streak in me that comes out on holidays..

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Good Morning Losers,
Let me know when we move. I do not want to be left home alone

 

[LaraK]

Morning all...I'm off to do the new thread. We have to be careful how snarky it is...if it's locked, we never get to open a new Loser thread. I'm going to let you all add the rules after it's open. Once I get it opened, I'll post a link.

 

[Mkrop]

Morning all...I'm off to do the new thread. We have to be careful how snarky it is...if it's locked, we never get to open a new Loser thread. I'm going to let you all add the rules after it's open. Once I get it opened, I'll post a link.

HAVENT WE BEEN GOOD SO FAR? (SORRY CAPS LOC IS OPN A ND i AMTYPING IN THE DARK AND i SHOULD BE IN THE SHOWER)

 

[fltwinmom]

Morning all...I'm off to do the new thread. We have to be careful how snarky it is...if it's locked, we never get to open a new Loser thread. I'm going to let you all add the rules after it's open. Once I get it opened, I'll post a link.

Us? Snarky?

 

[LaraK]

HAVENT WE BEEN GOOD SO FAR? (SORRY CAPS LOC IS OPN A ND i AMTYPING IN THE DARK AND i SHOULD BE IN THE SHOWER)

Us? Snarky?

We still have a page left...what kind of loser would I be if I didn't wait until the last minute to leave.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Hello, friends.

Moving day is exciting. I have all my stuff crammed in garbage bags, waiting to toss them into the bed of the pickup. I think we should leave behind the kool-aid stained furniture and rent-to-own some new stuff.

Hey, last time we switched threads, we found new loser-recruits!

 

[LaraK]

OK...I guess we're officially on the last page...brb.

 

[LaraK]

Here's our new address!

Add the rules I forgot!
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?p=23863693#post23863693

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

I knew moving day was going to be today!! Woo Hoo! Can we just give all our stuff to Goodwill?

 

[Lintasare]

Rule number 13....everyone who posts a post with an n in it has to buy Lara a drink. :teeth

That rule sucks. But it is feasible to type without stuff that letter.