No, not yet. As Bumbershoot says, it is probably sitting in an email queue in the email equivalent of a call centre unnoticed as yet while it waits its turn.
But wouldn't it be funny if this is how it rolled out... The email hit Disney's inbox. Their sophisticated key word filter lit up the red mouse alert which casts a Batman-like Mickey silhouette on the otherwise dark subterranean Mousecave. Red lights started flashing and and a siren started up - the mouse alert plays the Mouseketeer tune, of course; and the staff come running to see why the alarm has been activated.
"Hot dog! We've got a curly one!" Says the operator.
"Hmmm," Murmurs the supervisor, worriedly. (Supervisors wear silver ear hats to be easily spotted in the sea of black operator ear hats.) "Did you check the Mousekerules?"
"Yes," says the operator excitedly. "No policy is documented either on the website or in the Mousekerules."
"This will have to go up to Mousequarters. I will use the emergency Mousekephone," the supervisor says determinedly, then smashes the glass case surrounding the black Mousekephone, to the collective gasps of all the operators.
In the small apartment above the fire station in Disneyland, a hand reaches out to answer the ringing black Mickey Mousekephone.
"Mr Iger, sir, we have a problem. A little girl wants to be a knight at the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique, and the question has been raised in writing. We haven't Mousekerules for this! What do we say?"
"I haven't had my Mousekecoffee yet, and I am still in my Mousekejamas. Call legal - I want a meeting of the Fab 5 in Club 33 at noon. Make it happen."
That noon, Disney's crack legal team, the Fab 5, are duly assembled in Club 33. When Mr Iger arrives, the briefing begins.
"Sir, legally, we cannot prevent the child on legal grounds without risking a lawsuit under US Code Title 42, Chapter 21," begins the lawyer in the Goofy ear hat.
"We have done the mousekenalysis, sir, and if this becomes a trend, sir, we stand to lose a Mousekemillion a month in lost princess revenue in the BBB," adds the lawyer in the Donald ear hat.
"You told me we would never have to deal with this - that all little girls just want to be princesses - how did this happen?" asked Mr Iger in bewilderment.
"The child is from Down Under, sir - everything seems to be a bit topsy turvy down there - though we have yet to establish whether water drains in the opposite direction to here," adds the lawyer in the Minnie ear hat.
"From Down Under - no problem!" exclaims Mr Iger. "Why wasn't I told this before? There's no problem here - they don't speak American down there. Have your people draft a suitably vague email, making sure you don't mention gender at all, and refer the guest back to the website - it is bound to work!"
Back in the subterranean Mousecave, the instruction comes back, and is immediately carried out.
Greetings from the Disneyland® Resort!
Thank you for writing to us. We sincerely appreciate your loyalty to Disney and value the time you took to share your thoughts.
For an explanation of the services available, please refer to our online resources at:
https://disneyland.disney.go.com/au/shopping/bibbidi-bobbidi-boutique/
Again, thank you for your message. We look forward to assisting you soon. Have a magical day!
Sincerely,
Mouse X
Director, Guest Experience Services
P.S. Which direction DOES water drain away down there, clockwise or anticlockwise?