Kids Advice to kids

Allie in Wonderland

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> << KID'S ADVICE TO KIDS
> >
> >
> >"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10
> >"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer."
> >Hannah, age 9
> >"Never tell your mom her diet's not working." Michael, age 14
> >"Stay away from prunes." Randy, age 9
> >"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." Emily, age 10
> >"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
Taylia,
> >age 11
> >"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school
> >assignment." Traci, age 14
> >"A puppy always has bad breath -- even after eating a Tic-Tac."
Andrew, age
> >9
> >"Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time." Kyoyo, age 9
> >"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." Armir, age 9
> >"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." Kellie, age 11
> >"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." Naomi, age 15
> >"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick." Lauren, age 9
> >"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." Joel,
age 10
> >"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on
the
> >phone." Alyesha, age 13
> >"Never try to baptize a cat." Eileen, age 8
> "Never tell ur bro who's 16 years older than u that u can kick his butt. He'll see if it's true and u won't be happy when he does." Leslie, age 12


Hope you like this!
 
LOL..those are funny..I just read those a few days ago..but I forgot where I read them at!! :p
 

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