Kevin, my cat is knocking all the water out of her bowl...

Kevin, I think there are two guys in a work van casing my house. I overheard one of them say they are coming back at 9:00 with crowbars. Please bring duct tape, paint cans, and some tar. You can raid my shed for more supplies for your zany, yet effective burglar traps.

Thank you.
 
Kevin Narcoosees is all booked up for Sunday can you please get me in. Since we know you are in charge of all things I am sending my complaint to you personally. The dining system sucks.
 
i think everybody is smokin dope today...............please pass the pipe.
 
Kevin, my right contact lens has been bothering me all day. I wasn't sure who to blame, but now I'm lookin' at you.

Only with my left eye, though. ;)
 

OP here. Took the cat for her yearly eval today and asked the vet about this annoying habit.

After all my wondering and telling people to be nicer to her, etc. it turns out that it isn't an emotional problem, like I thought. Or, like Kevin said, a cat behavioral psychological issue.

The medical eval from a trained (and very kind) professional: "Some cats like to play in water." So there I have it.

Kevin is off the hook. (For now.)
 
Kevin the ring fell off my pudding can!

Stop putting your ring on a pudding can.

Better yet....stop buying pudding in a can.

I'm hot right now.

I've solved the cat / water bowl issue.

I've singlehandedly saved Dis Radio.

And now I've solved the prior poster's pudding problem.

I need a super hero costume.
 
Stop putting your ring on a pudding can.

Better yet....stop buying pudding in a can.

I'm hot right now.

I've solved the cat / water bowl issue.

I've singlehandedly saved Dis Radio.

And now I've solved the prior poster's pudding problem.

I need a super hero costume.

KAPTAIN KEVIN!!!
Righter of wrongs
Friend to internet radio
Cat whisperer
Pudding genius...he is a hero for a new generation!
 


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