JUST FOR fUN: I sometimes want to tell my __ , xxx

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  1. Forevermarypoppins

    Forevermarypoppins DIS Veteran

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    tell my husband:

    I really just want my grilled cheese sandwich made with plain white bread and processed cheese slices
     
  2. Klayfish

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    tell my wife:

    See, I was right. :duck::crutches:
     
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  4. JaxDad

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    I don’t have a good answer, but I do have the Match Game music playing in my head.
     
  5. kimblebee

    kimblebee now my thoughts will be worth 5 cents

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    I’d tell my ex to **** ***
     
  6. superme80

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    I would like to tell my husband, to stop talking to me. I'm in a mood and you know better!
     
  7. Dancind

    Dancind Tinkerbell's Mom DVC Gold

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    Husband: plan and shop for a meal once in a while.
     
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  8. lorimay

    lorimay Celebrating 32 Ears

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    Do not say: Mother, Mom, Ma, Grandma, Grammy or Lori for the rest of the day............:cool2:
     
  9. LSUmiss

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    MIL: he is OUR child & we will parent him how we feel is best & do not need your condescending passive-aggressive unsolicited advice.
     
  10. leebee

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    Supervisor... it's just a lab report and they are students, not a publication in "Science" written by professionals.
     
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  11. powellrj

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    My family to listen to me.
     
  12. Grumpy's Gal

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    Can I only “ like” this just one time?
     
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  13. dotfurio

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    coworker: everyone knows you talk crap about everyone behind their back while being sickly sweet to their face so knock it off.
     
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  14. MrsCobraBubbles

    MrsCobraBubbles Life's too short to wear pants all the time

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    ...my ex-husband what a horrible human being he is for abandoning his kids. But I don't really want to initiate contact with him, nor do I have words to properly express my disgust.
     
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  15. mdsouth

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    To coworker - we are tired of hearing you talk about YOU all the time. Why don't you actually stop for a moment and just let someone else talk and listen to them. And NO you are not the expert on everything anyone mentions. Stop acting like you know all the answers to everything.
     
  16. MomRN

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    A particular general surgeon that I have to work with who can sometimes be a jerk...

    "Doctor, you do realize I have some control on where the stool flies."

    I'm an endoscopy nurse.
     
  17. disykat

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    exboss ... that she is really misguided in her thinking and not giving her staff enough credit. I took the high road and it still eats about me a year and a half later.

    Kind of felt good to get that off my chest anonymously.

    I have to admit, when I saw the thread I immediately thought "I usually speak my mind so I won't have anything to say" but I'll check out what people are saying. The minute I started reading through I knew my answer right away.
     
  18. Cogswel_Cogs

    Cogswel_Cogs DIS Veteran

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    my wife, nobody would mistake you for a maid.
    After she says she is not a maid.
    Okay I actually did once and after a few days we laughed about it.
     
  19. Grumpy's Gal

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    Best Buy: you are horrible!
    On Black Friday We ordered a Christmas present for my daughter ( computer) at the lowest price we could find.

    Four days later, you tell us you dont have it. In fact, you didn’t even have it in stock on Black Friday when we ordered it. And you’re not getting more. And the excuse you gave ( oh sorry! Don’t know how that happened) was not helpful! And then Black Friday was over when I could’ve bought it elsewhere ON BLACK FRIDAY but now we couldn’t.

    Yes, I’m STILL BITTER!
     
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  20. tink1970

    tink1970 DCL Platinum

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    My ILs---y'all are mooches! Have you no shame, with your 4 retirement checks between you, yet continue to sponge off your son?
     
  21. disneyeveryyear

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    to my husband: Pick a TV show, put down the remote and stop flipping the channels!
     

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