So an interesting whisper floated by on the breeze
A while back,
Disneyland hosted a special dinner to honor the Haunted Mansion's 25th anniversary. It was held, naturally, in the mansion's dining room and tickets went for more than $1,000 a plate.
At the same time Disney had decided that eBay was this week's plan to make trillions from the Internet. Sadly all those "extra special" vacation packages weren't selling well and there's just so much trash you can auction off. A gnome, somewhere, got the idea that if the brand monkeys would pay a grand for dinner, what would they pay for
All kinds of ideas were floated. How about camping out on Tom Sawyer's Island, or spending the night underwater in 'The Living Seas'? The castle was originally designed to have an apartment, perhaps a couple rooms could be cleaned up once a month for the "winning bid" guest. And of course, if you've got a ride that's themed as a hotel
what could be more natural?
Plans were made and spiffy artwork completed. Breathless prose was readied and the accountants were warned of a sudden in flow of cash when -- the lawyers found out.
It seems that they only barely allow us inside the gates of their park during operating hours (or daylight, which ever is shorter). But the thought of real people being inside all night,
and without bubble wrap was just too, too much to be accommodated. No, the parks are wild and dangerous places and no place for silly guests. All plans for the sleepovers were called off.
Meanwhile, my nephews just got back from spending the night with the sharks at Sea World without a worry in the world. I guess that Disney must feel only stupid people go to their parks these days.
Oh well, that's the whispers anyway.