Finally caught up...You can see how productive I'm being today at work...
Just have to comment on a few things...
Let me now introduce you to Witchin Betty
except her name wasnt Witchin Betty.
It wasnt Baby Betty
Or Blue Betty
Or Bingo Betty
Or Bratty Betty
Or
you get the idea.
Betty was our brand spanking new GPS. Betty could be very helpful sometimes
and other times
Like this time.
I wanted to go back down on the road we came up on and continue West to Honolulu. But Bit
Betty insisted that I go down a different road.
You sure?
Yes Im sure. Dont question me. I have millions of dollars in satellites telling me. You on the other hand are merely human
and really... not that bright.
I couldnt argue with that logic. So I took the other road. We of course came out right back on the Highway that we were on earlier
going East.
Ummm.. werent we going West before?
Bettys got it all figured out.
We continued East for about 10 minutes until we came to a T intersection. We then turned left onto another highway. Ha! Look at those poor suckers heading in the opposite direction! Sucks to be in that traffic jam!
Betty then takes us into a residential neighbourhood and we weave through backlanes and sidestreets only to emerge back onto the highway
and into the traffic jam.
Eventually we get back onto the original highway and half an hour after visiting it
we see the turnoff for
Pali Lookout.
Hey kids! Theres the Pali Lookout! Anyone want to go?
Chorus of boos from the back seat.
Geez, it was just a thought.
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Ours is named "Bossy". Nuff said on that. Well maybe not...
Have you ever noticed how her voice seems to get more strident each time she says "recalculating"? recalculating, REcalculating, reCALculating, RE.CAL.CU.LATING. I'm still waiting for her to say "Oh why do you even bother to switch me on if you are not going to follow my directions?"
If you want to have some real fun, switch the language to Mandarin. Had the kids in stitches one day when I did that without them noticing. We finally settled on the Australian female accent. Somehow doesn't seem quite so bad when she mangles the pronunciation of all the French street names around here. I've even started calling on-ramps "slip roads" like her.
I just had to squeeze into this convo, even though it's probably from a long time ago and dead in the water...The first trip we took to WDW, we took along a friends TomTom GPS...One of the first times we used it, we plugged in SeaWorld and asked it nicely to take us around the toll booths, so naturally it took us straight through the toll booths, and then we had to make a U turn and go through the toll booth again because it remembered we didn't want to go through them.
We finally get to SeaWorld, and somehow, TomTom has diverted us around to a secret back entrance only used for employees or something, we had to turn the darn thing off and find our way back to the actual entrance and parking area on our own. From that point on, TomTom was referred to as DoDo (Or for me and those who speak spanish, Tonto).
from Pkondz....There was a SNL skit with Steven Seagal (who was arguably the worst SNL host ever) where a boy comes to pick up his daughter and every time she was out of the room he'd say something like:"See this tattoo? You get that for being in the elite killing squad in the military." "I once killed a man with my bare hands." etc...
I think I'm going to try and be like that.
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Pulling a Smidgy here....
so DD who is now 22 tells me that EVERY one of her boyfriends was always afraid of me. I have to tell you that I NEVER did anything (nothing like above or baseball bats by the door etc.) to give them cause to be afraid and yet they were more afraid of me and what I would do if they were mean to DD. Makes me wonder what the %@#*#$*#$ she told them when I wasn't around LOL.
The moment I read this, I thought of the country song "Cleaning this gun" by Rodney Adkins, I've told T-man would be his song if we ever had a girl, and now can totally see you in this roll after reading about your family. The lyrics are below.
The Declaration of Independence
Think I could tell you that first sentence
But then Im lost
I can't begin to count the theories
I've had pounded in my head
That I forgot
I don't remember all that Spanish
Or the Gettysburg address
But there is one speech from high school
I'll never forget
(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
Thats what she'll get
Aint it son?
Hey y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet Ill be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
Well now that Im a father
Im scared to death one day my daughter
Is gonna find
That teenage boy I used to be
That seems to have just one thing on his mind
Shes growin' up so fast
It won't be long before
Ill have to put the fear of god into
Some kid at the door
(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
Thats what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Yall go out and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
Now it's all for show
Aint nobody gonna get hurt
Its just a daddy thing
And hey, believe me, man it works
(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
Thats what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Yall run along and have a little fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
Son, now y'all buckle up and have her back by te- let's say about nine...thirty.
Drive safe.