Ah, yes, just like soccermom said, I'm livin' it up in NYC. Such a glamorous and exciting city, bustling with life...you can just feel the energy pumping through the city streets...New Yorkers happily helping little old ladies across the street and....
... wait a minute....
It is abolutely positively and without a doubt @%#$& freezing here!!!! I don't know how you east-coast folks handle this for months on end--I'm just here for 4 days and I'm already trying to conjure up some diabolical plan to get me back to warmth and sunshine early!!!
[Switch to dream sequence]
Ahhh..... the warm sun glistening off the water, the Mexican coast beaches off in the distance....I'm on Deck 9 in a lounge chair, hair blowing in the wind, and the sound of children laughing and splashing in the distance. Beads of dew slowly drip down the side of the chilled beverage I was just served, though I'm careful not to let the drops soil the pages of the novel I've been pretending to read for the last three hours....
[End of dream sequence]
Mmmmm, that was nice. Sounds almost like a
Disney cruise 
.
Back to reality: Anyone who wants my cheat-sheet spreadsheet just needs to PM me with your e-mail address (I can't send an attachment through the DIS e-mail, as far as I can tell) or just e-mail me and I'll send it out ASAP.
I'm going to go thaw out now.
Chris