The wingnut, pope-loving Christofascists are having a grand old time yukking it up over John Edwards new residence a sprawling 102 acre estate in the hills of North Carolina. Its hypocrisy, they claim, for Edwards to call himself a champion of the poor while living in the Taj Mahal. But like typical uneducated cons, they miss the point entirely. You see, when Edwards becomes president, he will be moving into a much smaller residence in a less desirable neighborhood. It will be rough not having an indoor basketball court or heated toilet seats at the White House, but its a sacrifice Edwards is willing to make for the honor to do the Peoples Work.
He will of course retain his Chapel Hill plantation as a summer hideway or perhaps a place to enjoy a much-deserved rest after tirelessly fighting for the poor and downtrodden folks he waves to from his limousine. But for 8 long years, a tiny little shack on Pennsylvania Avenue will be his primary home.
Dont worry about ol John though, hes no stranger to living humble surroundings. Im not supposed to say anything, but its bound to come out eventually: Edwards grew up the son of poor textile workers.