Phrebert
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Mar 12, 2003
- Messages
- 1,615
In Prison: You spend most of your time in a 9x9 cell
At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6x6 cubicle.
In Prison: You get 3 meals a day
At Work: You get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
In Prison: You get time off for good behavior
At Work: You get more work for good behavior
In Prison: You can watch TV and play games
At Work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games
In Prison: They allow friends and family to visit
At Work: They don't let you talk to your family
In Prison:The taxpayers pay all expenses with no work
At Work: You pay all the expenses to go to work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In Prison:You spend most your life inside bars wanting to get out
At Work: You spend most your time wanting to get out or work and go to bars.
In Prison: You deal with sadistic wardens
At Work:...they are called managers.
At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6x6 cubicle.
In Prison: You get 3 meals a day
At Work: You get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
In Prison: You get time off for good behavior
At Work: You get more work for good behavior
In Prison: You can watch TV and play games
At Work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games
In Prison: They allow friends and family to visit
At Work: They don't let you talk to your family
In Prison:The taxpayers pay all expenses with no work
At Work: You pay all the expenses to go to work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In Prison:You spend most your life inside bars wanting to get out
At Work: You spend most your time wanting to get out or work and go to bars.
In Prison: You deal with sadistic wardens
At Work:...they are called managers.
