I've had a bad day, but DS8 has turned it around

[mrsbert]

My DS8 just came running into the living room hurriedly asking if I'd ever given him the medicine "Yaz". (it's to prevent pregnancy ) I choked back a laugh and told him no. He put his hand on his heart and let out a big sigh, "Whew"!! He was relieved b/c it sometimes causes heart attack and "deaf". Bwaaaaaa aaaaa aaaaaa

 

[dislal]

My DS8 just came running into the living room hurriedly asking if I'd ever given him the medicine "Yaz". (it's to prevent pregnancy ) I choked back a laugh and told him no. He put his hand on his heart and let out a big sigh, "Whew"!! He was relieved b/c it sometimes causes heart attack and "deaf". Bwaaaaaa aaaaa aaaaaa

Sounds like something my DS9 would ask me. I needed that laugh. Thanks.

 

[BLTtinkerbell]

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[FSUDisneyGirl]

hahahahahahha

that is why i teach elementary school. laughs every day...

like the other day, my kindergarten students were following directions for a song. a student coughed everywhere and i said "cough in your elbow," and every 5 year old in the room (20 or so) proceeded to cough in their elbows.

 

[mrsbert]

I'm still giggling every now and then.

 

[MinnieMe87]

Too funny!!

 

[AshleyW]

How funny!!

That reminds me of when my brother was younger.. he has a genetic disorder called Ectodermal Dysplasia, we always just called it ED. Basically, he can't sweat, didn't have as many teeth as he should have, doesn't have any pigment in his hair, along with some breathing problems.

When I was about 13 or 14, I was in the kitchen helping my mom with dishes. He was about 10, and came RUNNING into the kitchen so excited. He told my mom, "I just saw a commercial on TV!! It was for a pill that they said helps with ED, mom! Can we go get the pill?!" My mom then had to explain to him that he didn't have THAT kind of ED..

 

[MM27]

How funny!!

That reminds me of when my brother was younger.. he has a genetic disorder called Ectodermal Dysplasia, we always just called it ED. Basically, he can't sweat, didn't have as many teeth as he should have, doesn't have any pigment in his hair, along with some breathing problems.

When I was about 13 or 14, I was in the kitchen helping my mom with dishes. He was about 10, and came RUNNING into the kitchen so excited. He told my mom, "I just saw a commercial on TV!! It was for a pill that they said helps with ED, mom! Can we go get the pill?!" My mom then had to explain to him that he didn't have THAT kind of ED..

 

[dogodisney]

Thanks for the laughs about both stories.

 

[mrsbert]

UPDATE: ha ha

Again, DS8 asked this morning if I was sure I never gave him Yaz. I told him I was positive and that Yaz is not for young boys but for older woman. He said, "OMG, did you take it?" I, of course, assured him that I had not. Poor baby.

 

[paintnolish]

DD asked me lat night when she would get her perm. I was confused and tried to figure out what she was talking about. "You know, that thing you need tampons for." Ohhhh!!!!

 

[metime]

When my daughter was 3we were in a public restroom and a rather large woman walking and went into the handicapped stall.

DD perked up and said really loud and excitedly "OH Now I get it! That big huge bathroom is for the big huge People! I always wondered why there was one big one!"

We were the only people in there I felt really bad.

 

[Irish9697]

These stories are fantastic!!!

My favorite from my son when he was 8: My daughter was in gymnastics until 7:30 at night. It'd been a looong day and I was just ready to be home. So, my son and I stopped at Starbucks while we waited for her to finish her class. We ordered and got back in the car and he piped up, "Mom, what'd you get today? A CRAPpucino?"

I CRACKED UP! At first, he was mad at me for laughing, but when I explained how funny it was, he thought he was a regular comedian and wanted to tell everyone the story.

 

[HM]

The drug stories remind me of something that happened growing up. My bro and sis (8 and 10 yrs younger) were watching tv and heard someone talk about "the pill". They turned around and asked me what "the pill" is for. I was horrified that they asked me (a teen) that answer. I said "I don't know, go ask mom" (probably with a red face). So they ran upstairs to the kitchen to ask mom. They came back down and said "she says it's for headaches, like asprin". And gave me a look like I was crazy not to know that. I had no idea my mom would lie to them!