LOL - I remember the moment I realized that even though it was only my stepfather that was in the military, and I'd never moved with him once, I was definately a military brat.
My husband was excited to find them at MK, and mentioned them, and I looked at him blankly. He pointed them out. He knows me so well that he suddenly started laughing at me - loudly. I had thought they were Lieutenant Zkadoozie bars, and he KNEW it! =P