This turned out to be a really long chapter. Hope you enjoy it.
Day 2, Attack Squirrels at Animal Kingdom
So, when I left you last, we were all getting settled for a good nights sleep.And all of us slept well, except me. You see, I have a terrible time staying asleep in hotel rooms. I have a tendency to wake up early. Really early. This morning was no exception. When I first peeked at the alarm it was 3:30.
Go back to sleep, I told myself.
You need to rest for today. I fell back asleep. When I woke up again it was 4:30. I talked myself back into going to sleep. The next time I woke up it was 5. I lay in bed and listened to my kids breathing. I couldnt get back to sleep. There was no way. So I just stayed as still as long as I could because I didnt want to wake anyone else up. At 5:30 I got twitchy and decided to take a shower and get dressed.
I decided to go out on the balcony so that I could read my Tour Guide Mike plans for Animal Kingdom before we left. Goofy popped out on the balcony a little while after me with a pop tart (breakfast of Disney Champions) and a juice box. We chatted for a while about our day. It was really nice.
We finally decided that we were going to go and look around the resort since we didnt do any exploring the night before. When we walked into the room Tink and Minnie were starting to wake up. DH was still out. Tink decided to get dressed and come explore with us while Minnie climbed into bed with DH. We went over the bridge and down the elevators to the first floor. We figured out where the Mara and the pool were. We saw the arcade. Goofy was on cloud 9 because they had not 1, not 2, but THREE Star Wars games. How could an 11-year old Star Wars fanatic get so lucky? We went up to the third floor and looked around the beautiful lobby. Finally, we decided that we had better get upstairs to make sure that Minnie and DH were ready to go to the Animal Kingdom today.
They were ready. We made sure that everyone ate and looked presentable, and made our way down to the bus stop. The Magic Kingdom was having morning EMHs today. At 8:20 a.m. there was a huge line for MK. There was no one waiting for AK. I felt proud of my decision to listen to TGM, even though I had really wanted to see the castle first thing today. We rode a relatively uncrowded bus over to the Animal Kingdom.
Thats when I saw it. The crowds! There were tons of people already lined up at the turnstiles. I had hoped that I would be there early enough that I would be at the front of that line- not at the back of it. We actually make our way through the turnstiles fairly quickly and stop at the other side to gather maps and entertainment guides. There is just a mass of people coming into the parks. Kids were crying, parents were yelling. It was just a mess!
This is when I saw my first shocking, as heard on DIS, moment. I turned around to corral my three kids and saw a woman smack her small child in the face because she was crying. Now, I understand being frustrated with a child. Believe me, Ive been there. I have three of them. I also have a class of 20 of them during the school year. But most rational people should realize that hurting a child would not make them stop crying, it has a tendency to make it worse. What a crappy way for that little kid to start their day.
My family and I got some separation from that lovely group and made our way to Expedition Everest. Everyone was excited about this ride. They were building it when we came two years ago so we were ready to ride now. I had shown the ride video to Goofy and Minnie. Both were ready to go! Tink was too small and she was a little bitter. We assured her that she would get to do something fun while her brother and sister rode.
As we got closer to Everest, the crowds were massive. We decided to get fastpasses; so DH stood in line while I took the kids down to Dinoland. We got onto Triceratops Spin without a wait. Tink and I rode up in the front seat, while Minnie and Goofy rode in the back. We got off the ride and Minnie and Goofy really wanted to ride Primeval Whirl. There wasnt any wait, but Tink couldnt ride. Just as I was trying to decide what to do, DH came back with our FPs for 10:30. So, I rode PW with Minnie and Goofy while DH rode TS with Tink two more times.
We decided to go on Dinosaur next. DH and Goofy assured us girls that it would be fine. So we all went. Big mistake! This was the worst ride for our family! I sat next to Minnie- she was terrified. Tink sat terrified between DH and Goofy. The ride jerks you around so much! It was not a family favorite, I can tell you that. When we got off, Goofy was done. Somehow he had hurt his neck during the ride. He was in tears. We gave him a little pep talk and sat down to all catch our breath.
It was about time for our FPs for Everest so we took a bathroom break and made our way towards Everest. Goofy then decided that he would not ride. I tried to talk him into it, but he had made up his mind. There was no way he was going. So we decided that Minnie and I would ride while DH, Goofy and Tink got FPs for Kali River Rapids (Tinks favorite from our last trip).
This was Minnies first real roller coaster and I was nervous about that. But Minnie was determined that she was going to ride it and love it. Her best friend had ridden one of the biggest roller coasters at Worlds of Fun, a local amusement park, in the fall. Mom, if she can ride the Mamba, then I can ride any of these rides, she told me.
I really had nothing to be worried about. She loved it! I loved it! We both screamed girly screams and had a great time. It is such a cool ride. I was so glad I got to share it with her. After we got off, Minnie declared, I want to ride that again!
I met up with DH and the other kids over in the Jungle Trek. We looked at the tigers sleeping and made our way out. I tried to talk Goofy into riding Everest with DH, but he wasnt budging. So DH rode with Minnie while the three of us hung out in the gift shop. DH loved the ride just as much as I had. Minnie had made sure that he sat on the side that Yeti came down on. She thought it was just as great the second time as the first.
It was now our FP time for Kali, so we decided to do that. Minnie got to carry the badge to help determine how long it took us through the ride. She thought that was pretty cool. It did take us a while to get to the front. A person on a motorized
scooter was in front of us and had a really hard time navigating through the line. It was not very accessible. We finally got on with a couple of different families. I sat with Tink, Goofy and Minnie sat together and DH sat with a child from another family. This boy did not want to sit next to DH, but he preserved.
Tink, Minnie, and I got the wettest on this ride. I dont think there was a dry spot on my entire body. It was great as always. We all laughed and had a great time. Goofy even seemed to perk up a little bit.
We decided that this would be a good time to stop for lunch. I had heard great things about Tusker House and we decided to give it a try. Tink had mac & cheese, Minnie had a drumstick, DH had rotisserie chicken, and Goofy and I had the fried chicken sandwich. The kids got chocolate cake for dessert; DH and I got carrot cake.
There was no indoor seating and we had just gotten cooled off on KRR, so we ate out on the back patio. There were no other families when we sat down so it was very quiet and peaceful.
The girls started chowing down on their food. Minnie and Tink split my french fries while I ate Minnies mashed potatoes instead. Goofys nose got bent out of shape when he noticed there was something green on his sandwich. Why yes, I think it might be lettuce. He scraped off the lettuce and started eating. Goofy was not enjoying himself anymore. That dark cloud was starting to form over his head.
Then suddenly, a crow flew down and perched on the table right next to us and eyeballed Tink. I had heard about these friendly, and hungry birds here on the DIS. Tink squirmed in her seat a little. Dont look at him, honey, I told her. He wants your food. Hell go away in a minute. When he realized that she wasnt going to drop any of her food, he flew away to stare at another family sitting out there with us.
By this time, the outdoor seating was getting a little crowded. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a squirrel. I point him out to the girls. Hes a cute little thing, scurrying around from one place to another.
All of the sudden, he scurries to our table- under Goofys feet. Goofy jumps up and yells, What is he doing! He literally freaks out about the squirrel. Because squirrels in Missouri dont get that close. They run from people; they dont run at them. Everyone is now watching Goofy freak out about the squirrel.
DH finally calms Goofy down. He tells Goofy that he probably is eating some food that was accidentally dropped. Finally the squirrel leaves to crawl under another couples legs and we convince Goofy to sit down. We all have a good little chuckle as we watch the squirrel scurry around near other people now.
Only, the little squirrel isnt done with us yet. Nope. He decides that we must have something really good at our table because he comes between Goofys feet under our table and circles over to my side. Yes, right next to my toes. I tried to play it cool for the kids (and the rest of the people watching) but I was secretly screaming inside. We decided to finish up our food quickly and get the heck out of Dodge.
That was our lunch nemesis. So if you see him, be wary.
Next up: Day 2, Part 2