happybratpack
<font color=green>Just Maryann :)<br><font color=b
- Joined
- Jan 24, 2005
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I'm short and pudgy, let's start there.
I *look* better in low cut jeans, they don't make me look as stocky and my butt appears smaller. (to me anyway, and that's all that matters)
I'm not trying to achieve **** status or anything, I'm just trying to figure out how everyone wears them without having major plumber crack?!! I have these on today and just sitting here it feels like I'm hanging out in the breeze, I'm afraid to bend or squat anywhere in the office. (when I'm just standing they look fine though) Is some brand better than another? I have Levis on now.
I *look* better in low cut jeans, they don't make me look as stocky and my butt appears smaller. (to me anyway, and that's all that matters)
I'm not trying to achieve **** status or anything, I'm just trying to figure out how everyone wears them without having major plumber crack?!! I have these on today and just sitting here it feels like I'm hanging out in the breeze, I'm afraid to bend or squat anywhere in the office. (when I'm just standing they look fine though) Is some brand better than another? I have Levis on now.