i went shopping today..
and there were no chips ahoy in the 99p store D:
I went to the 99p store today. I forgot to look for them... I did see misshaped jaffa cakes (wootness!), but we got some pear drops.
Daily Planet's reporter Clark Kent is Superman.
Think about it; he and Superman look suspiciously alike, have never seen together and a number of Superman's civilian friends are also friends of Clark Kent. Kent's nerdiness might be a case of Obfuscating Stupidity
Impossible. Clark Kent wears glasses. If Clark Kent took off his glasses, he couldn't see. Superman doesn't wear glasses. Superman can see. Therefore, Clark Kent is not Superman.
◦Maybe he wears contacts
Or maybe they just happen to look alike. Clark maybe a bumbling oaf, but he is an investigative journalist. Superman is an alien from a hyper-advanced world. Give Them some credit. The guies of WEARING GLASSES won't fool anyone, least of all these two.
If he wore contacts then he wouldn't be able to use his heat vision.
Unless he had some sort of heat-vision-proof glass/plastic. Maybe something leftover from Krypton?
Also, Superman never lies. If he was pretending to be a mild-mannered reporter, he would all but have to lie. The guy was brutally honest enough to tell a fully clothed Lois Lane that he was using his x-ray vision to look at her underwear!
◦How do you know he's not lying about never lying? For all we know everything could be an intricate web of lies created by this possibly dangerous alien trying to made us trust him, and then destroy the world, or something.
... That you Lex?
WRONG! ...... no
Next you'll all be saying that Bruce Wayne is the Batman...
Now that you mention it...
◦No no no, see the Batman WMG page. Batman is everyone but Bruce Wayne.