It is 6PM.......

[Papa Deuce]

and I am still getting these ridiculous phone calls urging me to vote for candidate X.... Today alone I have had 7 of these calls. I now estimate that in the last 2 months I have had about 125 of these calls. No exaggeration. I hate being in a battleground state!

As I mentioned before, I came back from Disney and I had 26 of these calls on my answering machine!

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

God, I can't wait for it to be over!

 

[remyandhollandsmommy]

Has my DH been harrassing YOU TOO?! He has only been harrassing people to vote, not who to vote for though.

 

[Papa Deuce]

I WISH it was a live person; then I could give them a piece of what little mind I have left! Unfortunately it is the taped message variety that I keep getting.

 

[WDWHound]

Ring, Ring
Hi,
My name is Joe Smith and I just called because I am under the ridiculous impression that a recorded phone message is going to influence who you will vote for. You see, it would take someone really, really gullible to vote for our candidate, and we figure that if we can change your opinion in just 60 seconds over the phone, you just might fit the bill.

Our candidate will lower your taxes, get you a better job, introduce you to beautiful women, pay off your mortgage and double your social security beneifits. Better yet, he will do this within a week of being elected! Our opponant is actually the spawn of satan who is even now planning to steal your dog, paint you house purple and subscribe you to AOL.

So remember, Our guy = lower taxes, beautiful women and instant gratification. Their guy = an ugly house and the never ending curse of AOL (you think its hard to get rid of career politicians, wait till you deal with these guys!).

Thank you for your time. Now go out and vote. Oh, I almost forgot. If you vote for our guy within the next 15 minutes, you'll get a set of Ginzu knifes as our free gift.