I'm a golden retriever. I have only compulsively licked anyone who ventured into my territory until now.
My suggestion would be to keep the kids off the carpet - just have them put the stuff directly in my bowl, it's faster that way.
Grass is icky. I haven't tried it in months. Don't you know what I DO on the grass?
Are you sure she's a dog? Sounds like she needs to be checked out, too.
Well, certainly. Have you ever spoken with GeorgiaAristocat? She's boring. Really.
Well, I might consider some companionship, or even a civil union. Maybe.
Does your dog need companionship, too? And I'm confused. Did she leave you a "present" in the closet, or did she just need to come out of the closet?
Thank your lucky stars. Ya want mine?