Is there a song that you misheard the lyrics?

[bettyann29]

Is there a song that you were listening to and you did a double take and said"what?"...

I downloaded some songs to my Ipod and was listening this morning and heard Jessica Simpson singing Public Affair..

This is the lyrics I heard..
"All the girls stepping out for a public affair
all night.. thats right.. cause the party dont stop
All the camels come out for a public affair
who cares.. thats right.. cause the party dont stop"

What a hoot when I played it back over and over and realized she was saying
"all the girls stepping out for a public affair
all night.. thats right.. cause the party dont stop
all the cameras come out for a public affair
who cares.. thats right.. cause the party dont stop"

See Camel and Camera sound alike.. I couldnt figure out why a camel would come out for party.. thats why I went back and relistened..

 

[ckay87]

Well, don't even get me started on the "scarey moose" in Bohemian Rhapsody...but I just wanted to say, I love these threads - they always crack me up!

 

[Creativebeth]

My friend used to sing "two pop-tarts" to the song Two of Hearts......I laughed so hard, thought I would pee!

Beth

 

[Christine]

Aqualung by Jethro Tull: Sitting on a park bench, five little girls with battered heads. It should be "eyeing little girls with bad intents." I just found that out!

Also, Dave Matthews Band--the lyrics go "Hike up your skirt a little more" and I thought it was "Hike up your skirt little boy".

 

[ScorpioJeni]

"There's a bathroom on the right" instead of "There's a Bad Moon on the rise"

 

[swandiverpatt]

An old BF used to think it was "Money for nothin', and the chips for free."

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Every time I hear "Don't You Want Me Baby" by the Human League, I have to sing "Don't Chew on Me, Baby."

 

[sweetandsassyfl]

Yes, there's a song that says "dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap" and I thought it was "dirty deeds and the thunder chief" the first time I heard it.

 

[goofy's friends]

My DD11 was singing the Carrie Underwood song that is about a guy cheating and the girl keys his car (not sure of title), so the line is "Maybe he'll think twice before he cheats". She was singing:
"Maybe he'll think twice before he eats cheese"

 

[Jennasis]

My sister thought Wham's "Wake me up before you go-go" was "Wake me up valley cocoa"

As a child I thought Tina Tuner was singing "What's Love cocka-doo, cocka-doodle it"

Also Bohemian Rhapsody at the end was though to be "Hit me where the wind blows..."

 

[ProudMomTo3Boys]

There are so many for me of course I can't think of any now, but these always make laugh so hard

 

[Biscuitsmom31]

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another owner in the night"

 

[Jennasis]

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another owner in the night"

To this DAY I insist that those are the actual lyrics.

Also thought that "big old jet airliner" was "Please go get in line now"

 

[clutter]

There's a Fergie song where she sings (I think) "Loosen up my buttons babe". My dd and I have heard it on the radio and we swear she sings "you put my butt in pain."

 

[Sthronds]

Also, Dave Matthews Band--the lyrics go "Hike up your skirt a little more" and I thought it was "Hike up your skirt little boy".

Oh my gosh! That's what I thought too! I always wondered about that song. Now I know. . .

 

[jamieandben]

David Lee Murphy, Party Crowd
for the longest time i thought he was singing
Tonight I'm looking for a car to drive.
Every time that song i would tell everyone how much i hated it
when a friend asked me Y i hated it so bad. I told her it was just dumb Y would he be looking for a car to drive y dont he just call a cab.
After 10min of laughing she told me what he was saying.
Now i kinda like the song now that it makes sense.

 

[dbk1029]

Jimi Hendrix:

What a friend thought:
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy!"

Real Lyric:
"Excuse me while I kiss the sky!"

 

[eh24fan]

I used sing "Angel in the cinnamon roll" for Angel in the Centerfold. I couldn't understand why an angel was in a cinnamon roll but I liked it anyway. HAHAHA

 

[inslady]

This goes back a long way to the '60s. My cousin and I were in grade school and liked to pretend we were rock stars and sang to our records complete with microphones (hairbrushes) and outfitted in our "go-go" boots. We liked the Beatles song "Eight Days A Week". The lyrics: "Ooh I need your love babe, Guess you know it's true. Hope you need my love babe, Just like I need you." Only, we thought they were singing "just like tiny jew". Please, I'm not trying to offend anyone. We were just little girls and thought that's what they were saying. Made no sense, but that's what it sounded like to us. YEARS later...I hear the song and realize what the line REALLY is. Laughed myself silly and so did my cousin when she heard.

 

[agentpleakley]

My son was singing one day ... "bye bye I'm the American Guy" --- instead of American Pie -- hmm ... I may like his version better.

My sister used to sing "It's a hard egg" instead of "it's a heart ache." -- sorry can't remember the artist.