One trip he was there with a friend's dance team diring some tropical depression and she said it was a lifersaver, it gave weather forcasts, park openings and what rides were open. I didn't know it could do all of that.
Well, that's because he CAN'T.
He doesn't talk about "park things" (like "opening times") outside the park.
And "weather reports?"... nope.
(Although it IS "April Fool's Day" so you never know if this is just "a'funnin'" or "confusion.")
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But he would be a MUCH more INTERESTING investment
IF he COULD do a few more things...
Such as:
-Dispense Fast Passes.
-Make meal reservations 30 minutes in advance.
-Fire his own Buzz Lightyear Laser blasts (extra points if you hit Emperor Zurg).
-Clear an extra-wide space on Main Street for parade-viewing 10 minutes before start-time.
-Provide instant access to ride in the monorail operator's cabin.
-Grab the attention of the CM in charge of finding "Honorary Parade Marshall Families."
-Locate "front and center" last-minute seating at Fantasmic! (on nights when the wind is blowing AWAY from the audience).
-Provide speedy half-empty bus-trips to your resort (at closing time) from all parks.
-Escort you to the mostly empty "E-Ticket" attractions at evening EMH's.
-And make ANY mug a "free refills for your entire stay" mug that works in any WDW establishment.
Now, THAT would be a valuable Pal Mickey!
