Is it Juan-uary yet? Bachelor Juan Pablo dish - NO SPOILERS please!!!

[KBoopaloo]

The chick in the bottle cap necklace sitting behind Andi... Was she really on the show? She didn't ring any bells.

Ha, I know. Several girls spoke and I actually said out loud "Were they even on the show??"

 

[Ride Junkie]

Wow. For the first time in Bachelor history, the women blasted the Bachelor during "the women tell all" and not each other!

I wish they would have asked Andi why she didn't just bail on the fantasy suite instead of staying all night.

Was the girl who came forward to accept a rose when her name wasn't called there last night? I thought for sure that would be mentioned, as it was the most awkward thing to happen all season. Kind of a ho-hum TWTA.

 

[rmom50]

Was the girl who came forward to accept a rose when her name wasn't called there last night? I thought for sure that would be mentioned, as it was the most awkward thing to happen all season. Kind of a ho-hum TWTA.

 

[Robinrs]

Here is Juan's recap from the WTA last night:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20793293,00.html

Who wrote that?? The only thing HE would've written was the AY and his NAME.

 

[Imzadi]

I've lost so much respect for him that honestly...I don't even think he wrote this himself.

Yes, he says, "Before I talk about specifics."

Does he even know the word "specifics"? I would think he uses that word as much as the word "default."

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

Yes, he says, "Before I talk about specifics."

Does he even know the word "specifics"? I would think he uses that word as much as the word "default."

Or the phrase "little package"!

 

[Kimberle]

So, what do you think is going to be the **shocking** ending we've never seen before?!? He chooses both girls? They both dump him before the rose garden? He forgets the name of the girl he chooses?

 

[rmom50]

He forgets the name of the girl he chooses?

OH PLEASE GIVE US THIS ENDING!

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

I predict that Camilla's mother comes strutting around the corner just before Juan sees nurse Nikki and crazy Claire. She's wearing a skimpy crop top and thong and starts whispering sweet Latin nothings into Juan's ear. They reconcile, Juan sends both girls home and then he and Camilla's mother make out in the ocean.

 

[Robinrs]

I predict that Camilla's mother comes strutting around the corner just before Juan sees nurse Nikki and crazy Claire. She's wearing a skimpy crop top and thong and starts whispering sweet Latin nothings into Juan's ear. They reconcile, Juan sends both girls home and then he and Camilla's mother make out in the ocean.

eets okay!

 

[kimmar067]

....that tell-all was.......interesting.

 

[kimmar067]

Juan Pablo is coming off better than I thought.

These women are trying to grill him but his reasoning is sound. He was obviously feeling more for other women and esteemed the single moms higher. I don't see a problem with that yet these other women are saying it wasn't fair? They sound like they're jealous, that's all.

...agreed!

 

[kimmar067]

....I got the impression that Sharleen liked JP a lot more thasn she cares to admit....

 

[Imzadi]

....I got the impression that Sharleen liked JP a lot more thasn she cares to admit....

Well, if she is a plant, she was paid to do that.

 

[kimmar067]

....true....true....

 

[Robinrs]

....I got the impression that Sharleen liked JP a lot more thasn she cares to admit....

I think she was the most obvious plant in the show. She was there to promote herself.

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

....I got the impression that Sharleen liked JP a lot more thasn she cares to admit....

I thought so too. And Andi seemed to as well. My guess is that Andi felt badly about leaving and the producers pacified her with being the next bachelorette. All the footage we saw of Andi with Juan, she was purty happy to be with him, I bet she can tell us exactly how many taste buds he has on his tongue....

 

[kimmar067]

I thought so too. And Andi seemed to as well. My guess is that Andi felt badly about leaving and the producers pacified her with being the next bachelorette. ....

...oh bru-THER....

 

[iheartdisney]

So, what do you think is going to be the **shocking** ending we've never seen before?!?

I'm gonna guess...He gathers them both together and says he can't decide and he still has the key to the fantasy suite and wants to have a threesome. Which leads to the clip of them in their individual rooms crying. Nikki decides no way, Clare decides she could live with that. That was the answer Juan Pablo needed so he goes with Nikki.

Oh wait...I'm confused. that is how one season of Rock of Love ended. But I'd rather look at Brett Michaels than Juan Pablo any day!

 

[rmom50]

Oh wait...I'm confused. that is how one season of Rock of Love ended.