I understand this article was written mainly to get a rise out of people, but I can't stand absurd things. And this article definitely falls into the absurd category. Let's look at her points:
I've been a humongous Disney fan ever since I was a kid
That's the first step. To realize that Disney hooks KIDS. When you're a kid, it's new - fun - you aren't paying for it - you have food brought to you. When you're an adult, you are paying for it, you are managing kids, you are trying to avert meltdowns. So the fact that Disney appeals to her less as an adult than it did before is only natural.
Changes make Disney worse
The primary change she didn't mention -- is that she has gotten older! SHE changed. Always look inside yourself before you assert the world is changing around you for the worse.
Magic bands often don't work
This is simply not true. Almost all reviews I read say they work 100%. Mine worked 100%, for everything. Then she goes on about an anecdote that the case where they didn't work was some other guest that couldn't get into the laundry room... and the hotel key didn't work too! This is ~not~ a magic band failure, but a simple lock failure.
Please slide all the way to the middle
Come on every park has said this since the beginning of theme parks. I don't care if it's the Indiana Jones, the FOTLK, Monster Inc, or whatever. They have ALWAYS told you to scoot all the way over so they are not leaving seats vacant. If you're the guy who doesn't get in and has to wait for the next show, I'm sure you'd appreciate that they do this! But once ppl are in, it's all about leaving that extra seat so you can have "comfort space" or a place to shove your coats. Who cares if someone is outside and doesn't get in, right?
Spontaneity doesn't exist
Maybe it doesn't exist in HER. When we went in 2010, it had been our first trip to WDW in years. We didn't pre-book ADRs. AND, we had the
DDP. We showed up and almost everything was booked! So we didn't get into our first choices. We were not in any way put out. We just noted things we wanted to do, and when we went back next time, we made sure to reserve them. We had just as much fun!
If someone feels they
have to plan that is only because that is a personal trait. Sometimes, you give someone a planning tool, they'll feel compelled to use it. Own your own future! Want to be spontaneous? Do so! Go to the random park. But don't expect to walk in to CRT.
Don't feed your kids, then blame Disney when they melt down
Seriously. You do not ask a kid "do you want to go on a ride or do you want to eat". Which do you think they'll pick. Hmmmmmmm. Take a half-hour out of your day and feed them. Yes you get on one less ride. But yes they will get on rides and be happier, and you will be happier too. Parent error.
Stress
Ok, I buy that. Just reading her article, I can see she experiences a lot of stress. Maybe taking a vacation without so many people around would be more appropriate! But you go to the #1 tourists destination in the world, you have to accept that it will not be as relaxing as going to a beach in Hawaii.
Germs
Ya think? In a theme park? (ROFL)
One person would complain of waiting in line with nothing to do, then you give them something to do and they'll complain about having to touch the thing provided to do. If you're a germaphobe that's totally cool, but it's on you to bring the wipeys and the Lysol. No Disney CM will scold you for wiping down each board before your kid touches it!
Rejuvenated vs Survived
Once again. THEME PARK. Want rejuvenated? Go to a spa. Go to the beach. Take your kids to the most massive park in the world for a week of nonstop go-go-go and then know you're the type that books tons of stuff to do and then leave feeling like you did too much? Duh.
I miss the simpler times
By the fact that she mentions River Country in here, I know she's talking about a time when she had not a care in the world! Of course those times are to be missed - cherished - those times leaving such an impact on us, then, are why we go now. And our kids - are having those times - NOW.
I'm guessing if she asked her kids as they were checking out -- Did you guys have a good time at Disney World? They would scream back YYYYYEEEEESSSSSS WE LOVED IT!!!!!!!!. Thus, I think she missed the boat. To come back from a week w your kids who had a BLAST and have such negativity to report is... beyond me.
People need to look at their kids eyes when you're at Disney World and realize
they don't care if you get that ADR to CRT -- they will have an amazing time playing in the puddles while you are telling them "honey we have to run or we won't make our fast pass"... "awww, I'm having fun"... "no honey we have to go". Think about who is stressing there! The kid doesn't care about waiting in line at Test Track. They are having FUN playing w the boards. It is only the adults who are impatient.
It's Disney World folks.