Insulting "compliments"......

[jvas]

1: I wish I had a lower IQ so I could enjoy your company.....

2: I don't remember you face but your breath is familiar"...

 

[KimR]

I love that outfit, I wish I had the nerve to wear something like that!

 

[crazyforgoofy]

"Wow, for someone as old as you are, you don't have THAT many wrinkles."

 

[joshsmom]

I love your legs! They're so full, but still shapely (actually said to my sister on an elevator in a hospital)

 

[nativetxn]

Actually said to me in a Chemistry lecture at Michigan State University when I was 29 years old:

WOW! I really admire you for taking this class because considering how many brain cells you lose everyday it must be really hard!

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Oh that baby what a face.

 

[RNMOM]

I really appreciated the one I got.

"You'd be so pretty if you only lost weight."

 

[Pin Wizard]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for the laugh, people! It's been a hard day!!!!!!!!!!

Sitting in my computer class, one of the guys came in late, walked over to me and said...

Are you the teacher? LOL! NO!

 

[DukeStreetKing]

One of my old bosses would respond to employment verifications regarding ex-employees like this:

"I'm sure he will excel at whatever he is good at."

That line always killed me! LOL.

 

[joshsmom]

"Wow, it's really cool that you're coming back to school at YOUR age! It must be hard for you" (BTW, I'm 35!!!! Didn't realize I was the old dog that couldn't be taught new tricks!!! 21 year old twerp!!!!! LOL)

 

[Pop Daddy]

but it looks good on you

 

[jvas]

And..one of my all time favorites..

"that's a pretty dress you almost have on"....................

 

[Cindy B]

Originally posted by joshsmom
"Wow, it's really cool that you're coming back to school at YOUR age! It must be hard for you" (/B]

I get that one all the time as well. I'm only 33!

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

"You'd be so pretty if you only lost weight."

God how I hate that one.

"How come you and your sister look nothing alike?" is also one of my most un-favorites. How the heck do I know why DS and I look nothing alike? Do I LOOK like I majored in genetics to you?

DS is my height, but built very, very tiny like a little bird. Teeny bones that make her look like she would break if you hugged her too hard, ashy-blonde hair, big blue eyes and very, very fair skin. Whereas I look like a very tall hobbit: Short (I stand 5 ft 5 on a good day), heavyset with a heavy bone structure, olive complexion with brown/green eyes and dark brown hair that's so dark it's almost black.

TOV

 

[Pin Wizard]

Originally posted by jvas
And..one of my all time favorites..

"that's a pretty dress you almost have on"....................

ROFLMAO!

 

[Pin Wizard]

Originally posted by joshsmom
"Wow, it's really cool that you're coming back to school at YOUR age! It must be hard for you" (BTW, I'm 35!!!! Didn't realize I was the old dog that couldn't be taught new tricks!!! 21 year old twerp!!!!! LOL)

Another one!

 

[jvas]

Folloed by the tried and tested...

"wow!, what a nice suit!...How many polyesters did they have to kill to make it??

 

[Chim Chiminy]

Said to me by some jerk who thought he had a chance to go out with me, when I was 18.

"You're the prettiest big girl I ever met."

I don't think so!!!

 

[msdznyduck]

Said to me by a "professional" at my job,( where I am a receptionist/sect'y......and do far more):

"I want your job.....nothing but pushing paper all day"

and by the same person:

"That haircut looks good on such an older person"
YIKES......I was only about 8 yrs older than her!!

 

[Tiggerlover91]

Said to me when I used to weigh 250 pounds....

"Hey congratulations! How far along are you?" I've NEVER been pregnant!

Don't have to worry about that now at 200 pounds even!! YIPPEE!!