Inspired by "That's what she said"...

[imabrat]

What kinds of jokes can get you ROFLMAO no matter what?

For me, it's those inappropriate "fart/BM/private part" jokes. I'm sorry, but they never go out of style. I'm mostly a mature person, but the second someone starts with a fart joke I lose it.
I don't find "twss" or "blonde" or whatever jokes that funny though.

 

[BabyPiglet]

I hate blonde jokes.

Uhm.

That's what she said.

Fart jokes. Or when anyone farts really. Again, with the 12 year old laughter.

When people impersonate someone else, especially a celebrity or someone from a TV show. My friend at work was GREAT at impersonating the people on that show 'Next'. Like I would die in the middle of the store laughing and scare all the customers away. I know I know, we're very professional.

 

[PigletGurl]

blonde jokes are fun
my hair turns nearly blonde in the summer so i guess i am partly blonde haha

i like the one about the swimming pool and how u drown her by placing a "scratch & sniff" at the bottom of the pool.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Theres this one joke that I ALWAYS laugh at.

So there's this pirate..and he walks around with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants..and then he walks into a bar and the bartender says "HEY, Why do you have a steering wheel on your pants, isn't that kinda weird!?" and the pirate says "ARRRGGHH, its driving me nuts!!"

and..i swear, that always puts a little smirk on my face xD

 

[Axel]

Some "That's What She Said" jokes will get to me, but not all of them.

Pretty much anything Nate and Carey do at work when they're bored. They were dancing yesterday. It was great.

 

[K-Shong99]

I hate blonde jokes.

Uhm.

That's what she said.

Fart jokes. Or when anyone farts really. Again, with the 12 year old laughter.

When people impersonate someone else, especially a celebrity or someone from a TV show. My friend at work was GREAT at impersonating the people on that show 'Next'. Like I would die in the middle of the store laughing and scare all the customers away. I know I know, we're very professional.

yeah, i love that too.
anything like that cracks me up.

 

[Babyjustrun]

there isn't anything i always laugh at..

but i hate:
'your mom' jokes, not FUNNY!
and bodily noises in general.

 

[andy.b]

Yeah, I know it's bad, but stereotypical, sort-of-racist jokes. I hope I'm not going to hell now...Haha.

 

[imabrat]

Theres this one joke that I ALWAYS laugh at.

So there's this pirate..and he walks around with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants..and then he walks into a bar and the bartender says "HEY, Why do you have a steering wheel on your pants, isn't that kinda weird!?" and the pirate says "ARRRGGHH, its driving me nuts!!"

and..i swear, that always puts a little smirk on my face xD

AHahahah that took me a while to get it!

Some bodily noises make me giggle. Most times, I'll try to out-do them. I'm pretty gross when it comes to that stuff, lmao.

 

[BabyPiglet]

Theres this one joke that I ALWAYS laugh at.

So there's this pirate..and he walks around with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants..and then he walks into a bar and the bartender says "HEY, Why do you have a steering wheel on your pants, isn't that kinda weird!?" and the pirate says "ARRRGGHH, its driving me nuts!!"

and..i swear, that always puts a little smirk on my face xD

I totally picture that in the accent of like...Desmond from LOST.

My boss from the place I used to work, was seriously hilarious. He was probably the only reason I stayed there as long as I did. We would stand up at the mic stand (yes, there was a mic at this store) and he would whisper comments to me about everyone who walks in. Like, I don't know. A couple would walk in looking kind disheveled, and he'd go 'Well you know what they were doing before they came here'. I don't know how to explain it, the guy was just hilarious.

 

[PigletGurl]

Here in Puerto Rico, we have Dominican jokes. The Dominican Republic is right next to PR. They are basically "dumb" so puerto ricans make jokes about them


They are similar to blonde jokes for example: how many dominicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? etc.

I dont support those tho.

 

[Jasmine45]

there isn't anything i always laugh at..

but i hate:
'your mom' jokes, not FUNNY!
and bodily noises in general.

#$%$^@

lol farting and burping is hilarious. and thats what she said.
lol and i love lamp XD

ew i hate when people try to act black to be funny tho.
like earth to you dawgg you aint funay.

 

[Babyjustrun]

Yeah, I know it's bad, but stereotypical, sort-of-racist jokes. I hope I'm not going to hell now...Haha.

Ah I love those.
I much prefer the jokes against religions, they're usually much funnier.
But racist jokes work as well.
[They're usually not done seriously, and done by someone who is like friends to someone who falls under that minority]

 

[PosessedEeyore]

Theres this one joke that I ALWAYS laugh at.

So there's this pirate..and he walks around with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants..and then he walks into a bar and the bartender says "HEY, Why do you have a steering wheel on your pants, isn't that kinda weird!?" and the pirate says "ARRRGGHH, its driving me nuts!!"

and..i swear, that always puts a little smirk on my face xD

THATS GREAT! LMAO!!!
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my friend has this application on her phone called ifart. she puts it off during class. priceless. makes me die of laughter every time.

the "your momma" jokes. totally not funny. i just want to slap who ever says it right across the face.

 

[imabrat]

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fartboard.swf

so.hard.to.breathe.too.much.laughing!

 

[dis lover 1107]

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fartboard.swf

so.hard.to.breathe.too.much.laughing!

hahaha woooooooowwwwwwww

 

[Captain Brain]

Yeah, I know it's bad, but stereotypical, sort-of-racist jokes. I hope I'm not going to hell now...Haha.

Exactly these.

 

[pigletgirl]

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fartboard.swf

so.hard.to.breathe.too.much.laughing!

I LOVE it!

This is probably super childish, but DBF and I have a 'fart chart' together. Basically whoever 'wins' has to pay for the next date night.

So, right now I'm in the lead, and need just one more.

 

[Shelton123]

Yeah, I know it's bad, but stereotypical, sort-of-racist jokes. I hope I'm not going to hell now...Haha.

ITA. I even sometimes make fun of my own race/religion.

 

[Pearls]

I don't really know what to explain it as, but I laugh when people act ridiculous.
Like, if anyone has seen Whose Line Is It Anyway? I laugh sososo much!! Stuff like that cracks me uppp.