Inspired by a "Who's Line Is It Anyway" game.

[lalijack]

Heck, yeah! I can't even get my laptop to come on...who am I to judge????

 

[babynurse1]

Do you know Judge Judy?

 

[Bunchkin]

Where you married in front of a judge?

 

[babynurse1]

Didn't you get the invitation to our church weddin'?

 

[lalijack]

Didn't you get the invitation to our church weddin'?

Didn't you see me stealin' the flowers from the altar?

 

[babynurse1]

You stole in a church???

 

[Bunchkin]

You had to ask??

 

[lalijack]

Can't we call it a donation that the church gave to ME?

 

[babynurse1]

Is stealing considered a donation now?

 

[lalijack]

Haven't you heard "the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away"???

 

[Bunchkin]

Why do I think you're gonna burn in hell???

 

[lalijack]

Why do I think you're gonna burn in hell???

Shall I bring the beverages?

 

[Bunchkin]

Will any of them be cold???

 

[babynurse1]

Can you make ice while you're standing in fire and brimstone?

 

[lalijack]

Is the Pope Catholic?

 

[Bunchkin]

Do you own soap on a rope??

 

[lalijack]

Express train to hell ---anybody wanna call shotgun?

 

[Bunchkin]

Should we bring a shotgun?? It is hell, right?

 

[lalijack]

How else are we gonna protect our stash of cold drinks?

 

[Bunchkin]

Can we bring bodyguards??