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The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.
VICTOR LEWIS SMITH
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
DOLLY PARTON
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea-cosy, doesn't try it on.
BILLY CONNOLLY
If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would consist of an endless succession of 'what-ho!s'.
P.G. WODEHOUSE
I always love to quote Albert Einstein because nobody dares contradict him.
STUDS TERKEL
VICTOR LEWIS SMITH
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
DOLLY PARTON
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea-cosy, doesn't try it on.
BILLY CONNOLLY
If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would consist of an endless succession of 'what-ho!s'.
P.G. WODEHOUSE
I always love to quote Albert Einstein because nobody dares contradict him.
STUDS TERKEL